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After crapping all night and taking Imodium...
On this 4/20, let smoking pot be something you do not who you are.
Honey that's why you need to get grades. Otherwise you'll end up like that man over there.
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
I just don't think the bill would be worth it
I mean sometimes there's good stuff there.
Saw this, today.
There's a fine line.
Just use your finger
As opposed to when you tune and the song is ending
I don't like change
Just realized that I'm a foul bachelor
I don't know what went through my head, I guess I wasn't awake yet.
Some of us don't enjoy being criminals.
I think some of those guys who voted "yes", are just hoping to see bare breastfeeding titties...
Hurts but she’s extremely toxic and I’m glad to finally be rid of her.
So they decided to allow babies on the floor in the US Senate...
Whenever I go on vacation to the beach and get to relax.
Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
I think this is lost on many people...
My friend's boyfriend is out of town for the weekend...
Happy Autism Awareness Month!
When You're sitting in Your bunker and see r/trees leaking into default subs.
How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
Cleaning toilets since ‘90
He always complains they don't have Pink Floyd
Money management sucks! but....
This heart attack moment...
We havent heard from her in years, she's constantly in jail, won't talk to her kids, and just uses my retired father for money.
Awkward Freudian slip I had once
"Saw this today" FTFY
Blind in one eye and the dr found another tumour in my brain.
She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
Don't sleep on the new Sleep
Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
I would still do the right thing and pay my taxes of course
What to do, what to do?
Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
I'm 8/9 My family life was great. You can score a 100% on a pilots exam, *flying planes* is what makes you a pilot.
Give the link bruh
Let me guess. No Arson. No torture of small animals.
OP, listen to Last Podcast on the Left and follow along the serial killer signs, they put some real perspective on how that shit plays out.
I imagine that I should find this concerning.