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Title
637
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10239
Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
2552
Welp, life goes on
14635
Its the little things
3406
My wife is beautiful.
1970
Feels like 9GAG
1155
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
12225
It's time for this to stop ladies.
15603
I'm in my late 20's and just started online dating.
402
Single friend just dropped a truth bomb
67
This doesn't seem like a hard choice to me.
599
Seems like an obvious courtesy...
75
It’s okay fellas...
35
Ruined it for everyone.
32879
Something I've learned about dating that I think guys who feel nervous about a first date should know
59
I'm off every Friday and my wife works, it really helps with the brownie points
2271
It really does pay off.
597
Never forget! Relief fund info will be forthcoming.
60
Time's Up...kinda
12
Every time I go to youtube.com. Is it really that hard?
249
A Common Sense Solution
4003
True. But i wouldn't say it's that easy
19
Thank you Jesus
116
Something I've learned about dating
41
LPT: Stop overthinking what to say to your date and consider the following...
1153
Everyday struggle..
19
Just take your bananas and go
1110
Lucid dreaming
4
My friends on fb are demonizing the recent SNAP benefits proposal because it was made by the GOP, and I finally realized why my ultra left wing friends annoy me.
7
Where I live in California, it has already begun.
29
Blaming Russia for how easily you are divided doesn't absolve you of responsibility
16813
30 and this is still true
579
I thought it was a huge daddy accomplishment...
3
One day of meds for Strep and you’re feeling better? And you want to go out partying?
74
In regards to thinking that the black market is responsible for mass shootings.
10
Philoseraptor after a few drinks
29
It's the only way I'm ever getting him back.
633
I'd never remember if it wasn't for you, kind stranger.
349
Goddamnit. Yet again.
3
I feel so growed up
94
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say there’s no way it’s natural.
141 biggyww What? She walked in and gave away the most valuable thing in her life, in front of a judge.This is good news buddy. You get the kids, and your negotiations for spousal support just got way easier. This is very good news.
34 TieWebb This right here is why you want a square girl for your wife. Don't put a ring on a party chick.
17 showard01 What state/country are you in? In the US there is no concept of "refusing to sign the divorce papers". You just have to serve them, something the local sheriff can do. And if they can't be found, you publish ads in the paper or something. Zero requirement for their cooperation in scheduling a date or concluding a divorce. If one spouse refuses to show up to that scheduled court date boom you win whatever you put in front of the judge by default as long as its within the state guidelines.
6 goldenmom1 I would give up anything before my kids including any amount of money.
3 M_Allen108 Tell the judge the entire story and then say "if agree to pay $50 can I get a restraining order for both myself and my child against her?"