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8779
Hurts but she’s extremely toxic and I’m glad to finally be rid of her.
1702
Small victories :)
10806
After crapping all night and taking Imodium...
3554
Saw this, today.
929
Never had a boss like this before.
2328
I just don't think the bill would be worth it
724
After being an asshole to my family and friends for years I realized this
96
4/21
591
I mean sometimes there's good stuff there.
21423
Honey that's why you need to get grades. Otherwise you'll end up like that man over there.
198
Non Marijuana Affiliated Corporations Trying to Promote Their Products on 4/20
339
My friend's boyfriend is out of town for the weekend...
99
Do I work with savages?
97
Classic Grandma :(
135
Positive Possum
325
Just use your finger
33117
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
230
Happy Autism Awareness Month!
270
As opposed to when you tune and the song is ending
67
Can't wait to start being the positive change the kids need in their lives
39
They're just so cute.
43
What goes around...
91
420 Patrol
67
I AM DENSE!
51
I didn't even know this was physically possible...
123
I don't like change
6688
There's a fine line.
62
Literally everybody else had requested the day off for some weird reason.
68
This heart attack moment...
12
My manager sets greats examples
29
Today of all days...
12
All around me are familiar faces
21
I usually do my water bottle first
25
My boyfriend isn't taking classes this term because of an internship
33
I normally only give her one treat anyway....
61
Whenever I go on vacation to the beach and get to relax.
95
Just realized that I'm a foul bachelor
40
Money management sucks! but....
6
My friend's new gf was at an 8, couldn't think of the word "ambidextrous"
16
Is it REALLY "literally"?!
1771 darktowel must have 8 years admin experience with Windows Server 2012
875 losian My favorites are the ones seeking someone to do IT which includes coding in several languages, managing two physical sites' hardware needs, including inventory/ordering/auditing/rollout/etc., managing the company web site and internal stuff, all for a fat $15 an hour.
260 Electroverted They will hire someone with none of that and complain later that the job pool is so inexperienced.
1349 Screambloodyleprosy In Australia our wages are higher, but I saw a similar position advertised recently. The applicant needs to speak 3 languages, have 10 years customer service experience, and a degree in finance. $18.50 an hour. If you have all that you can earn $100k plus a year.
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2238 PastelFlamingo150 They do this intentionally. Many places are required to advertise job openings, even if they have no intention of hiring an applicant. They either have an internal candidate in mind, or are gaming the H1B visas.
33 Belgand Jódete. Va te faire foutre. 他妈的你。 Vaffanculo. くそくらえ。 Fuck you.
109 4rch1t3ct I saw one the other day that required a bachelors and 14 years experience...... For an entry level position.
22 [deleted] Biology is like this so much. Research Associate I Bachelors 3+ years exp. Must have experience with PCR, qPCR, RT-qPCR, ddPCR, molecular cloning, next gen sequencing, flow cytometry, cell culturing, and hands on experience working with (insert random organism no one ever had a chance to work with ever) Starting pay $14/hr or you have the luxury of making $55k except you'll be living in San Francisco so basically you're back to $14/hr. It's a level one position and biology majors rarely get into labs during their undergrad so almost no one who graduates has any of those skills. In fact, even if you do get into a lab you'll learn only one or two of those skills, but won't have enough experience to get hired. Oh and companies are disgusted at the thought of scientists training their staff in these techniques so it's straight back to the parents house for many bio majors. That's the system. It's awful. Thankfully. I maneuvered and got very very lucky, but I'm still fighting to get to $50k which I call the magic number.
314 NoFunHere I clicked on the comment section, sure to find a link to the job in question. I was confident OP wasn't full of shit. Guess I'll just be sitting here playing with myself while I wait.
56 roan180 “Millennials are so entitled.”