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The worst part about it is I know I'm underpaid
178
Always look on the bright side of life
138
Trump right now
21316
Tide Pods
427
Because of her drug addled antics it took us 3 years to get a court date and then she pulls this crap
7431
As someone who was married before Tinder was a thing, I just pretend I understand when someone makes a swipe joke.
155
It took 8 long years of hard work and struggle but it looks like its about to finally pay off
1473
Government just shut down, how is this a thing?
36
Hey it's worked this far.
58
“We’re so happy you visit us more these days!”
59
We don't get paid until the 1st anyway.
88
My Brother-in-law got a full time job with national guard on Friday...
1521
Parenting milestone achieved!
2988
First vacation in 5 years...
30
If anyone in my life knew, I wouldn't hear the end of it.
119
Third world kid doesn't buy it
37
It seems as if you follow the rules of the road, people think that you are the bad driver.
18
At least I impressed someone at the interview
85
And not in may
58
But Thats None Of My Business
49
Your move scoundrels
1697
My “former” employer ladies and gentleman.
1324
It was her Christmas gift. Hotel isn't even refundable...
21158
My reaction to social media this week.
187
Oh god why
57
I guess I'm officially "not with it" now
4035
Good Guy Shepard Smith
17
I had a discussion about the memes that joke #metoo actually reads ‘poundmetoo’. The discussion quickly went downhill, as they often do with morons, and I just want to leave a summary here.
4938
I kind of look forward to the abuse now
7
I'm not the only one right?
12
I cut this panel meme down to be able to share the pun magic with you all.
12
To be honest... I couldn’t remember either.
7
Step right in
11
When you get furloughed because of the shutdown, but bills still gotta be paid
16
Looks like America has spoken, GOP. This government shutdown is on you.
15
With tax season around the corner
62
Dean's List (no Degree), Ex Priest/Elder (Atheist), Veteran (Honorable Discharge right after Job Training)
23
And they wonder why I call them borderline hoarders...
10
So I'm studying for a Marketing exam and...
11
Highway tip - works in any lane!
1766 darktowel must have 8 years admin experience with Windows Server 2012
868 losian My favorites are the ones seeking someone to do IT which includes coding in several languages, managing two physical sites' hardware needs, including inventory/ordering/auditing/rollout/etc., managing the company web site and internal stuff, all for a fat $15 an hour.
261 Electroverted They will hire someone with none of that and complain later that the job pool is so inexperienced.
1353 Screambloodyleprosy In Australia our wages are higher, but I saw a similar position advertised recently. The applicant needs to speak 3 languages, have 10 years customer service experience, and a degree in finance. $18.50 an hour. If you have all that you can earn $100k plus a year.
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2227 PastelFlamingo150 They do this intentionally. Many places are required to advertise job openings, even if they have no intention of hiring an applicant. They either have an internal candidate in mind, or are gaming the H1B visas.
33 Belgand Jódete. Va te faire foutre. 他妈的你。 Vaffanculo. くそくらえ。 Fuck you.
111 4rch1t3ct I saw one the other day that required a bachelors and 14 years experience...... For an entry level position.
21 GeneralStrike2018 Biology is like this so much. Research Associate I Bachelors 3+ years exp. Must have experience with PCR, qPCR, RT-qPCR, ddPCR, molecular cloning, next gen sequencing, flow cytometry, cell culturing, and hands on experience working with (insert random organism no one ever had a chance to work with ever) Starting pay $14/hr or you have the luxury of making $55k except you'll be living in San Francisco so basically you're back to $14/hr. It's a level one position and biology majors rarely get into labs during their undergrad so almost no one who graduates has any of those skills. In fact, even if you do get into a lab you'll learn only one or two of those skills, but won't have enough experience to get hired. Oh and companies are disgusted at the thought of scientists training their staff in these techniques so it's straight back to the parents house for many bio majors. That's the system. It's awful. Thankfully. I maneuvered and got very very lucky, but I'm still fighting to get to $50k which I call the magic number.
307 NoFunHere I clicked on the comment section, sure to find a link to the job in question. I was confident OP wasn't full of shit. Guess I'll just be sitting here playing with myself while I wait.
56 roan180 “Millennials are so entitled.”