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Title
636
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1155
There's a fine line.
727
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
1072
Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
25526
How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
3104
After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
1852
Can't pay your bills and enjoy disrespectng others do ya?
164
Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
2655
So you have any hand sanitizer?
64
Some of my coworkers really need to learn this...
20
Some of us don't enjoy being criminals.
86
Cops being bros
1040
Took me 50 years but finally think I'm adulting...
29
Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
38
Attempted peroxide
20
She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
17
Can anyone relate?
24
My friend is an elementary school teacher. She texted me this question last night.
42
Sorry but my life is worth 2 of yours.
18
Walmart just emailed our promo codes to customers to save $10 off $35. Here’s me doing something that the cheapskates at Walmart will fire me for.
32
triple, venti, soy, heavy cream, fat free, extra, extra, at 120 degrees, etc.
15
Let’s bring back a timeless classic.
1628
Leverage
1631
How I feel living in Canada right now
17
Shoot the messenger but snobs and rednecks should be able to govern their states, cities and counties their way.
548
Today I found out we have motion sensor lights
2109
It was worth joining
402
Worth it
10
If only everyone had 20/40 vision
24
Just lick 'em bro
3
Guess I'll be fapping to a better looking version of my ex wife after the movie.
3
Does it say April or August? What year is that? Does it smell OK?
17
But my cigarette count down from 20 to 4 tho..
39
As a small business owner, I think I'm a great boss
35
This is worse than just firing you on the spot!
8
FTFY, Kermit. Or maybe i'm just antisocial? 4403 rollover minutes and counting.
92
You never know...
5
If you lease a vehicle, get gap insurance
5
Got into an argument with my Italian uncle about sauce vs gravy
2
Bad kid joke.
2
420
17 snapper1971 Sing along with her. She'll stop almost instantly.
7 billygibbonsbeard My little nephew always sang "She don't like the meat but she sure likes the bone!"
11 SuspiciousRobotThief My sister insisted on having her daughters birthday dinner to some expensive fancy club restaurant place for her 12th birthday. They usually play club music while you hang out and eat but when they bring you the cake they play a song louder while everyone cheers. Well... [this was the song](https://youtu.be/vYMxOzxKYYo?t=1m) played for a group of 12 year olds. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
2 ComputerMystic Get them addicted to Death Metal, it'll stop real quick. Either from not wanting to sing the lyrics or from the hoarseness of not knowing how to scream / growl properly.
1 dutchbob1 my darling daughter, then 7 or 8, 20 years ago, backseat boy, times have changed /s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQDwhAK95ds