Call me crazy but I don't believe in this "button" bullshit. You're telling me they just have buttons layin around for messages but no "Oh shit we just hit the fucking nuke warning button on accident" button? Or that there's just one fucking guy in charge of pressing a button at any point of time and the button just sits there until he thinks he should press it, but it's in such a convenient spot that the only time it has gotten pressed is when they were doing a shift change and the next operator wasn't careful enough to not hit the button? Who the fuck made this system? Like I said, CALL ME FUCKING CRAZY BUT THIS IS SOME HORSESHIT!
Johnny, what can you make outta this?
This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl...
You get all the upvotes for this. Bless you OP
I am surprised he hasn't texted everyone an apology.
How about some coffee Johnny?