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Title
635
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6238
Hurts but she’s extremely toxic and I’m glad to finally be rid of her.
10607
After crapping all night and taking Imodium...
3078
Saw this, today.
800
Small victories :)
2159
I just don't think the bill would be worth it
408
Never had a boss like this before.
514
After being an asshole to my family and friends for years I realized this
547
I mean sometimes there's good stuff there.
21411
Honey that's why you need to get grades. Otherwise you'll end up like that man over there.
291
My friend's boyfriend is out of town for the weekend...
150
Non Marijuana Affiliated Corporations Trying to Promote Their Products on 4/20
315
Just use your finger
33118
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
259
As opposed to when you tune and the song is ending
104
Positive Possum
55
Do I work with savages?
204
Happy Autism Awareness Month!
57
Classic Grandma :(
49
Can't wait to start being the positive change the kids need in their lives
79
420 Patrol
60
I AM DENSE!
21
They're just so cute.
25
What goes around...
114
I don't like change
6675
There's a fine line.
38
I didn't even know this was physically possible...
66
This heart attack moment...
51
Literally everybody else had requested the day off for some weird reason.
19
I usually do my water bottle first
12
All around me are familiar faces
8
4/21
54
Whenever I go on vacation to the beach and get to relax.
23
Today of all days...
35
I normally only give her one treat anyway....
93
Just realized that I'm a foul bachelor
19
My boyfriend isn't taking classes this term because of an internship
10
My manager sets greats examples
38
Money management sucks! but....
13
Is it REALLY "literally"?!
46
When You're sitting in Your bunker and see r/trees leaking into default subs.
82 Nilla_Wafers Call me crazy but I don't believe in this "button" bullshit. You're telling me they just have buttons layin around for messages but no "Oh shit we just hit the fucking nuke warning button on accident" button? Or that there's just one fucking guy in charge of pressing a button at any point of time and the button just sits there until he thinks he should press it, but it's in such a convenient spot that the only time it has gotten pressed is when they were doing a shift change and the next operator wasn't careful enough to not hit the button? Who the fuck made this system? Like I said, CALL ME FUCKING CRAZY BUT THIS IS SOME HORSESHIT!
6 Sir-Barks-a-Lot Well now I guess I'm watching Airplane today.
4 smmfdyb Johnny, what can you make outta this? This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl...
5 mapple4life And Donnie's getting LaAaAaAaAarger.
3 ShadowedHuman I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
3 IanGecko There's a sale at Penney's!
2 -LeftShark Oh my gosh what is this from?!
1 saskatchawan You get all the upvotes for this. Bless you OP
1 photonrain I am surprised he hasn't texted everyone an apology.
1 bigjay76 How about some coffee Johnny?