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But you know, priorities
True story
When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
There really is no other method for browsing reddit
I live under a rock
At least my cat is adorable.
When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
I think hes busy...
After a couple of years being an EMT.
I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
Good Guy Gord Downie
At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
Really Apple? Really?
How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
Don't be That Guy.
Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
This holiday season, just remember...
When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
It feels good to do something like this...
Absolutely perfect timing
If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
Well that date ended pretty quick
My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
Grandma every thanksgiving..
The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
Bless Your Heart
EA right now
When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
When my seed ratio goes above 1
Double standards everywhere
79 Porkins47 Oh. My. God. How could I have been so blind!? Of course it was the eclipse!
51 rackfocus Don't forget big earthquake in Mexico.🙁
12 Evning wait.. now that you mention it. could the gravity of the sun and the gravity of the moon being on the same side of the earth actually be pulling the plates and tides on earth in such an unusual way that it imbalances them so much that it caused this weather? maybe the gravity of those 2 celestial objects are somehow able to resonate or magnify each other?
12 allsunnydaze Flooding in Texas was caused by hurricane Harvey...
6 Wilgrove Pfft, of course not. All of these things happened because we didn't sacrifice a virgin as an offering to the old ones at the beginning of the harvest season.
2 josephalbright1 Speak for yourself. I plan on making a blood sacrifice.
8 cerealOverdrive I've heard from completely unconfirmed sources that this is due to Trump. He may be the anti christ! Or North Korea has super advanced weather control tech.
2 mikeofhyrule I think it is funny...its hurrican season in the South, its fire season in the West...and yet people act like the end of the world is coming. This just in, snow storms to possibly hit the Northeast between Nov-Mar
4 AnotherDawkins Uhh, yeah people did. Not as much as in the past, but I saw articles about that around the eclipse.
1 Droidspecialist297 You don't think some people blamed it on the eclipse?
1 wetnapkinmath Not superstitious you say? Are you prepared for the Sept 23 shitstorm?
1 FuzzyGunNuts Come to think of it...someone call Rush.
1 MudInTheGround They dont think the eclipse caused it, they think it was a sign of bad things to come and end of the world
1 Cizzar Eclipse ? Pff, everyone knows it's because of the gays
1 landolanplz TIL America=humanity
1 AvengerMKII Well it's not like someone called Hurricane Irma fake or anything......
1 Rambo_Rombo Yeah, they blamed it on... Trump... I don't think that's any better.
1 lenientspice Only a little stitious
1 Jacob_wallace They're not blaming it on the eclipse, but they're blaming it all on Trump. As if one man could've reversed global warming in a few months. Oh, and let's not forget Obama had 8 years, and global warming is still happening. Because everything is Trump's fault, even the damn weather. People acting like they never seen hurricanes or wildfires before. My Facebook is cluttered with doomsayers, and every one of them kinda "forget" that Obama has had a lot longer to fix the problem than Trump.
1 ulikestu Wrong. People were actually predicting we'd see lots of crazy weather and earthquakes(spaced out over 2 years) as a result of the eclipse.
1 laruefrinsky Oh but some people do.