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After crapping all night and taking Imodium...
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On this 4/20, let smoking pot be something you do not who you are.
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Honey that's why you need to get grades. Otherwise you'll end up like that man over there.
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She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
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I just don't think the bill would be worth it
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I mean sometimes there's good stuff there.
95
Saw this, today.
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There's a fine line.
102
Just use your finger
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As opposed to when you tune and the song is ending
28
I don't like change
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Just realized that I'm a foul bachelor
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I don't know what went through my head, I guess I wasn't awake yet.
315
Some of us don't enjoy being criminals.
72
I think some of those guys who voted "yes", are just hoping to see bare breastfeeding titties...
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Hurts but she’s extremely toxic and I’m glad to finally be rid of her.
209
So they decided to allow babies on the floor in the US Senate...
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Whenever I go on vacation to the beach and get to relax.
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Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
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I think this is lost on many people...
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My friend's boyfriend is out of town for the weekend...
10
Happy Autism Awareness Month!
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When You're sitting in Your bunker and see r/trees leaking into default subs.
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How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
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Cleaning toilets since ‘90
26
He always complains they don't have Pink Floyd
7
7 Years!
4
Money management sucks! but....
4
This heart attack moment...
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We havent heard from her in years, she's constantly in jail, won't talk to her kids, and just uses my retired father for money.
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Awkward Freudian slip I had once
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"Saw this today" FTFY
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Blind in one eye and the dr found another tumour in my brain.
101
She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
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After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
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Don't sleep on the new Sleep
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Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
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I would still do the right thing and pay my taxes of course
2
What to do, what to do?
101
Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
14 rxvirus Until you've signed an offer letter you don't have the job. If it works out great but until then keep applying other places.
3 semiconductor101 This happened to me. A headhunter reaches out to me on a Saturday morning. He put together a phone interview that afternoon. Brought me in on Monday for face to face interviews. Landed the job. I used the headhunter as leverage in working on getting a signing bonus, stocks, and placed into a higher bracket for year end bonuses. All came out to a total around $20k extra. Those stocks are now $60k. Also, if you require to move ask for relocation funds. Anyways good luck hopefully you get a nice package to sign.
8 sinadoh So yeah, expect something to "come up". Shit always happens.
5 BlueShire_Ace There’s always something sketchy about places that reply insanely fast after applying..experience shows that places this desperate for quick hires usually have insane turn around or they just need a body to do crap work. In any case good luck.
2 zled5019 That's awesome. Congrats!
1 59d4oso5d something else comes up
1 LostAllMyBitcoin You go girl