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3336
After crapping all night and taking Imodium...
1319
On this 4/20, let smoking pot be something you do not who you are.
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Honey that's why you need to get grades. Otherwise you'll end up like that man over there.
32717
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
232
I just don't think the bill would be worth it
123
I mean sometimes there's good stuff there.
95
Saw this, today.
6555
There's a fine line.
102
Just use your finger
82
As opposed to when you tune and the song is ending
28
I don't like change
37
Just realized that I'm a foul bachelor
142
I don't know what went through my head, I guess I wasn't awake yet.
315
Some of us don't enjoy being criminals.
72
I think some of those guys who voted "yes", are just hoping to see bare breastfeeding titties...
11
Hurts but she’s extremely toxic and I’m glad to finally be rid of her.
209
So they decided to allow babies on the floor in the US Senate...
14
Whenever I go on vacation to the beach and get to relax.
1706
Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
9
I think this is lost on many people...
10
My friend's boyfriend is out of town for the weekend...
10
Happy Autism Awareness Month!
18
When You're sitting in Your bunker and see r/trees leaking into default subs.
25737
How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
42
Cleaning toilets since ‘90
26
He always complains they don't have Pink Floyd
7
7 Years!
4
Money management sucks! but....
4
This heart attack moment...
86
We havent heard from her in years, she's constantly in jail, won't talk to her kids, and just uses my retired father for money.
12
Awkward Freudian slip I had once
4
"Saw this today" FTFY
19
Blind in one eye and the dr found another tumour in my brain.
101
She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
3217
After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
2
Don't sleep on the new Sleep
265
Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
37
I would still do the right thing and pay my taxes of course
2
What to do, what to do?
101
Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
34 DrewFlyBoy If there's one thing everyone loves, it's spending an extra hour and a half at work.
12 ashleythegreat When I graduated with my master's degree I invited everyone (small office) out for beers and nachos after work to celebrate, on a Friday, and exactly zero people came. Everyone told me what a great idea it was to organize a happy hour. :|
9 Aged_Malfeasance Lesson #1 nobody wants to fucking go back to work when they're off work When organizing moral events **at work** get it done **on the clock**. Folks will hell as sure show up then.
3 xubax During work? After work?
4 Skalywag What movie?
3 Cindernubblebutt Don't feel bad. I do initiatives at work that would help improve our products and no one comes either.
3 ItsaMe_Rapio My first job was at a restaurant in a retirement community. The managers wanted to know if it'd be worth doing a breakfast service. All the old people loved the idea, and raved about how nice it would be to have breakfast available. We went ahead with it and would usually get about 2 tables in a span of 2 hours.
3 mando808 Coworkers aren’t real friends, they’re work friends
2 allo12 Did you think of bringing pizza?
2 wolfman86 They probably did like the idea, they just didn’t want to join in, presumably, cause it’s at work.
1 AlmostDisappointed If it's during work hours - people have work to do. After work hours - why would they? I wouldn't even come and I got nothing to do.