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18531
I wish companies would just fuck off with that shit.
6247
Great article In the New York Times about monkeys understanding the value of currency
1845
My kitchen is looking very nice today.
36709
Listen...I'm really sorry
406
GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight.
23233
I'm looking at you centurylink internet...
838
Maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
250
It's The Little Things
545
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
121
My day can't get much worse either
99
My favorite bartender!
72
Gotta love ski bums. Needless to say, I politely declined.
323
BF talking about his grandfather – a BEEkeeper who raises BEES
50
My company fucked up so bad hiring this guy- he has no idea what he's doing
1663
Hey Jeff Sessions - shut up about marijuana already. You're not going to win this one.
105
So satisfying
69
I had been looking forward to this snack and movie for about a week. They still tasted fine.
27
Recoup your losses
34367
Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents
68
You’ve saved my hide a few times now!
10932
Brags About How They Don't Have a TV
18
After hearing the results of Trump’s physical exam...
523
You cut me deep, automod
36
Suddenly occurred to me...
13
People tend to forget all logic when it comes to selling their old stuff
15
Do you not know how to set aside time for a morning routine?
12
Just got home, girlfriend is gone, locked myself in the bedroom to jerk off
26
I wish companies would really fuck off with this shit.
26
As an adult man living in the south, enjoying our annual snow dusting with freezing hands...
93
I almost had it this time.
27
Most people call her Cass anyway, but I always made fun of her for it myself too. I guess I'm a jerk.
184
It's as good as the person who assembled it.
7
I mean really
12
When I have no idea why my transmission is making that "GrrrKhKhKhKh" sound
8
The second half of Star Trek: Discovery’s first season has been surprisingly good now that they’ve fully embraced what people loved in the original series
36
How little this wasn't in the news cycle made me realize the distressing new normal.
2323
My coffee struggle is real.
3574
I'll see your dog, and raise you a human relationship
4
So long Apple Music and Prime HBO
7
I consider it an insurance policy
264 onahotelbed This is just an easy way to avoid actually giving out her number.
113 AnAnonymousSource_ "But which one is yours? There's so many to choose from."
105 PussyFriedNachos Sooooo did you.......put the tip...... .....*in her box*?
25 Dutch_Tuna Definitely not the bass player.
22 PastelFlamingo150 Chicks dig musicians? Guess I'm one of the lucky ten thousand.
7 jrworthy I was sure the meme was going to say that the day you made money as a musician was the day you sold all of your gear.
3 JonTheBold A tip box? Were you busking?
3 galileo87 But what if there are two numbers?
3 Hashtagbarkeep Wait so just a random number? With no connection to what the person looks like?
2 sephstorm Twist: it's not.
3 _ScubaNinja_ Was it 867-53O9? If so, her name is Jenny!
2 coatrack68 Was it?
2 pixel_light Did you play her wonder wall?
1 tommystaxx You a busker?
1 asteroidfarmer I would say that being a musician always pays off in some way.