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Hurts but she’s extremely toxic and I’m glad to finally be rid of her.
1702
Small victories :)
10806
After crapping all night and taking Imodium...
3554
Saw this, today.
929
Never had a boss like this before.
2328
I just don't think the bill would be worth it
724
After being an asshole to my family and friends for years I realized this
96
4/21
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I mean sometimes there's good stuff there.
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Honey that's why you need to get grades. Otherwise you'll end up like that man over there.
198
Non Marijuana Affiliated Corporations Trying to Promote Their Products on 4/20
339
My friend's boyfriend is out of town for the weekend...
99
Do I work with savages?
97
Classic Grandma :(
135
Positive Possum
325
Just use your finger
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She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
230
Happy Autism Awareness Month!
270
As opposed to when you tune and the song is ending
67
Can't wait to start being the positive change the kids need in their lives
39
They're just so cute.
43
What goes around...
91
420 Patrol
67
I AM DENSE!
51
I didn't even know this was physically possible...
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I don't like change
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There's a fine line.
62
Literally everybody else had requested the day off for some weird reason.
68
This heart attack moment...
12
My manager sets greats examples
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Today of all days...
12
All around me are familiar faces
21
I usually do my water bottle first
25
My boyfriend isn't taking classes this term because of an internship
33
I normally only give her one treat anyway....
61
Whenever I go on vacation to the beach and get to relax.
95
Just realized that I'm a foul bachelor
40
Money management sucks! but....
6
My friend's new gf was at an 8, couldn't think of the word "ambidextrous"
16
Is it REALLY "literally"?!
305 AvTheMarsupial As far as I know, no one who supports the Democrats thinks that Oprah Winfrey should run in 2020, or indeed ever. Russian bots, and "not a Trump supporter but...", how's it hanging? If you really care about not wanting Oprah to run for president, just stop talking about her. It's not that hard.
92 dollaz808 People need to stop wanting celebrities for President. Trump was a celebrity before he ran for office. We don’t need any more celebs in the oval office
63 ManBat1 I think the US should be promoting the idea of someone actually qualified to run, not all these various celebrities. Even though the idea of The Rock being President is bloody amazing.
41 anonymoushero1 I haven't actually seen any democrats show support for Oprah. The only people I've seen even claim that democrats support her are conservatives, and the only people that seem to want her to run? Also conservatives.
15 BaltimoreNerdo The problem with the notion of the celebrity president all stems from Ronald Reagan. The problem is that Reagan, while being a celebrity and movie star, was the governor of California for 8 years so he had some actual political experience. Trump and his team tried very hard to paint him as being the second coming of Reagan. And unfortunately for the country it is so far from the truth. But at this point ...shit, I'll take Alf over what we have now.
3 oced2001 The only people that are talking about Oprah running is Fox News.
3 bigcalf60462441 I don’t think that’s true. I don’t want her to be the nominee, but I think she could turn out the Obama Coalition, and pick off suburban white women as well.
17 malachilenomade At this point, I think it's a ploy from both parties, who have finally figured out that the American public have no real common sense. Basically they are challenging the US to prove them wrong and the US won't because we're a country that still hasn't figured out that neither party know what they are doing or give the slightest bit of a damn for the people that voted for them. That's right, folks... just keep supporting that two party system; after all, absolutely nothing bad could ever happen.
7 My_Dogs_Are_Stupid Can we stop with this Oprah 2020 nonsense? Everyone is sick of seeing it, and everyone already knows it's stupid.
2 [deleted] WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I still want Mad Dog 2020
2 ReasonReader Well, she's not even 1/100th as odious as Hillary was, and that was a pretty close one.
9 toodleoo77 Elizabeth Fucking Warren
5 kepsul2150 I throw up in my mouth anytime i see the words "trump" and "second term" written together.
1 brettyrocks Pretty much, if they nominate anybody other than Bernie, we'll get a 2nd Trump term.