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Title
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/r/AdviceAnimals rules: Please read before submitting or commenting
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But you know, priorities
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True story
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When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
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My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
387
There really is no other method for browsing reddit
185
I live under a rock
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At least my cat is adorable.
584
When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
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When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
60
I think hes busy...
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After a couple of years being an EMT.
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I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
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Good Guy Gord Downie
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At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
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I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
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Really Apple? Really?
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How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
306
Don't be That Guy.
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Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
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My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
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This holiday season, just remember...
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When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
11
It feels good to do something like this...
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Absolutely perfect timing
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If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
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Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
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Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
23
Well that date ended pretty quick
23
My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
10
Grandma every thanksgiving..
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The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
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When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
9
My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
16
How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
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Bless Your Heart
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EA right now
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When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
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My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
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When my seed ratio goes above 1
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Double standards everywhere
20 Xro In other news, water is wet.
16 Sparcrypt IT guy here.. everything is running on systems that are 40 years old which have been frankensteined in the most horrible manner possible to keep them running for the bare minimum cost at the time, resulting in people like me spending our days just patching it as it breaks. Security and backups... two most important aspects of IT, *especially* if you have sensitive data. Also the two things that are ignored because "yeah that costs money so fuck that, I'm sure I'll have changed jobs before the shit hits the fan".
22 Qlanger IT... what have they ever done for us. Don't give them any more funds or training. They don't need it; my e-mail is still working just fine.
6 JazzThree It's impressive how fast and loose these gigantic corporations run at the office level. Friend of mine and I worked at differ fortune 500 companies and we're both convinced that if they were small businesses they would have collapsed from mismanagement and administration bloat.
4 foomachoo Not all security measures require money. For example, changing your login from admin/admin to a unique user/password combination costs pretty close to zero.
3 ashesfaded Im fortunate to work for a CEO that has vision. We're a mid size business with about 60 employees but i've gotten approval to replace our servers ever 10 years and update the OS when new versions come out. We're running Win Server 2016 on 3 of our servers and UBUNTU server on the other 3. All PC's are Windows 10, fully patched, and locked through GPOs to only allow the employee access to what they need to do their job. Same deal for the firewalls, nothing comes in or goes out that isn't intended. If we can do it.. these massive juggernauts really have no excuse.
4 hagennn What is this referring to?