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Am I the only one?
29550
I feel bad... kind of
860
Poverty = Health
23560
Russia had a competitor testing dirty for drugs, but I’m not sure why
171
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but..
530
Congrats, Marvel Studios
25
Anyone else?
28
As a college student this is the best thing ever.
182
Corporate tax cuts.
334
Every commute
29
I'm 33
592
Sure it's a challenging sport, but it's not very strenuous.
144
When President's Day is the most chill day I've had at work in a long time...
9
I'll prove her wrong
17
Truly, the most vicious of cycles.
51
I was better off never knowing. Now what?
75
She said she loved her country and had genuinely tried her best, but that she had also made a mistake. Shit happens.
14
It's not too late
8439
Bad Joke Eel
66
The Trump Movie
41
I bet my fingerprints are in a police database somewhere
342
When the job ad says its not cold call because "we have the warmest leads!"
62
My first thought when we beat Canada in curling. Better than a medal.
11
There’s a huge difference between a tax return and a tax refund.
168
I'm happy not knowing
109
They're almost always understaffed, and a little human decency goes a long way!
5
Every commute v2.0
125
Cinemax After Dark Confessions
28
And I'd just gotten it fixed up in the shop...
104
After 13 years of marriage, it’s understandable right?
19
Facial hair is a blessing and a curse.
32
After I heard the moving words of Emma Gonzalez I had hope for a change In politics moving forward, then I realized...
18
Someone should tell CNN and MSNBC
24360
Welp, life goes on
7
I am become terror
934
What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
75
Because with 2 kids under 5, it's the only time I have to myself
11
My husband was trying to offer me tortillas...
36
My friend complaining that his job doesn't let him off for President's Day
57
Russians are trying to steal our memes
9 isuckatmario1991 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone extravagant for my husband, and he’s gotten me something simple. Some people are just not gift givers. Everyone’s love language is different. My husband doesn’t buy me birthday cards, Valentine’s cards, or anniversary cards. It’s just not his thing. He spoils me with his time instead of money. Would I like gifts? Absolutely! He takes perfect care of me and my needs though. Gifts would simply be a plus. What he does do Is perfect for me. He does idiotic things to make me laugh, anytime he is near me he has his hands on me, and on his way home from work he will surprise me silly treats or my favorite drink. The little things he does pile up and it’s overwhelming at times. Communicate with your wife and try to find out how she best expresses her love and how she’d like you to express yours!
10 fishbake Are they Reese's? If so, worth it.
10 dust_wind Do you and your wife pool resources? If so, think of it as she is saving you guys money.
3 Batman53090 I don't know, man. I'd take a pack of peanut butter cups over expensive chocolates any day. I'd feel slightly less guilty about eating them all in one sitting knowing they cost less.
2 Typical-Geek My boyfriend and I each gave each other chocolates from the same shop. I got him a medium box, he gave me an extra large. To be fair thought I gave him a lot of other gifts on top of the candy.
2 MethaCat It's a hint that she would like to be the peanut butter in a sandwich... I'll see myself out now.
1 overdrv I would call that a win
1 ranoutofbacon If it were one of those 5 pound Reese's I be rather joyful. It's not something I'd buy for myself.
1 LeJustinCarson You’re giving gifts for the wrong reason