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635
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10009
I wish companies would just fuck off with that shit.
3750
Great article In the New York Times about monkeys understanding the value of currency
36042
Listen...I'm really sorry
1936
Not sure why this bothers me, but he is setting a bad example.
538
My kitchen is looking very nice today.
22957
I'm looking at you centurylink internet...
582
Maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
380
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
144
It's The Little Things
271
BF talking about his grandfather – a BEEkeeper who raises BEES
45
GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight.
1633
Hey Jeff Sessions - shut up about marijuana already. You're not going to win this one.
34361
Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents
50
I had been looking forward to this snack and movie for about a week. They still tasted fine.
26
My favorite bartender!
39
Netflix and chill was so 2013..
62
So satisfying
21
My day can't get much worse either
10914
Brags About How They Don't Have a TV
501
You cut me deep, automod
49
You’ve saved my hide a few times now!
27
Suddenly occurred to me...
26
Most people call her Cass anyway, but I always made fun of her for it myself too. I guess I'm a jerk.
85
I almost had it this time.
6
Gotta love ski bums. Needless to say, I politely declined.
174
It's as good as the person who assembled it.
2320
My coffee struggle is real.
3568
I'll see your dog, and raise you a human relationship
7
After hearing the results of Trump’s physical exam...
7
When the Pope "apologizes for 'irreparable damage' by pedophile priests"
6
My company fucked up so bad hiring this guy- he has no idea what he's doing
13
As an adult man living in the south, enjoying our annual snow dusting with freezing hands...
7
Do you not know how to set aside time for a morning routine?
246
It's just basic common courtesy, especially during flu season...or at least it used to be...
8
The second half of Star Trek: Discovery’s first season has been surprisingly good now that they’ve fully embraced what people loved in the original series
100
Guess who got a whoping 16 minutes later
10
I wish companies would really fuck off with this shit.
21
How little this wasn't in the news cycle made me realize the distressing new normal.
11
I didn’t even realize Ariz Ansari had a TV show until Grace accused him of being a terrible lover
6
When I have no idea why my transmission is making that "GrrrKhKhKhKh" sound
130 mrnoonan81 Despite the reputation, only 5% are looking for hookups. Most women are on there for validation and have no interest in meeting anyone at all.
44 xcorinthianx You can't put on there that you just wanna fuck in case your friends see it.
30 IHateMyHandle Don't do hookups is code for hookups. They put the word in your head, but have plausible deniability if anyone asks or they don't like you in person
8 CopperCarbonPotasium people on /r/tinder seem to have success, but maybe that is a minority of those who are subbed to that sub. Meanwhile /r/choosingbeggars is filled with single mom tinder profiles not looking for hookups, but rather ready to settle with a man who makes 100k+ a year, has not kids or crazy exes lol
14 drupi79 yup, same here. I blame it on living in Kansas. luckily I met my wife offline and don't have to worry about it anymore.
6 dresdnhope People are reading the profiles?
5 ChesterCharity Welcome to dating in the 21st century, where if you haven't already had your own kid by 18 then get ready to be a stepfather.
2 GreasedLightning Guys like you and me are too cooperative I guess. A friend once told me, "They might put 'Looking for new friends' on there, but it doesn't mean that."
1 boop66 Just remember, donkeys prefer trash over gold.
1 TheOtherGuy666 Lucky you, half of my matches don't even respond. And I font even get enough of those to spare for failed attempts
1 AnimusSemper Multiple children with multiple people xD
2 yadoya Going on tinder doesn't make you socially awesome. Use blue penguin.