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There's a fine line.
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
Can't pay your bills and enjoy disrespectng others do ya?
Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
So you have any hand sanitizer?
Some of my coworkers really need to learn this...
Took me 50 years but finally think I'm adulting...
Cops being bros
Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
My friend is an elementary school teacher. She texted me this question last night.
Sorry but my life is worth 2 of yours.
Walmart just emailed our promo codes to customers to save $10 off $35. Here’s me doing something that the cheapskates at Walmart will fire me for.
triple, venti, soy, heavy cream, fat free, extra, extra, at 120 degrees, etc.
Can anyone relate?
Let’s bring back a timeless classic.
How I feel living in Canada right now
Today I found out we have motion sensor lights
Shoot the messenger but snobs and rednecks should be able to govern their states, cities and counties their way.
It was worth joining
Just lick 'em bro
If only everyone had 20/40 vision
As a small business owner, I think I'm a great boss
But my cigarette count down from 20 to 4 tho..
This is worse than just firing you on the spot!
FTFY, Kermit. Or maybe i'm just antisocial? 4403 rollover minutes and counting.
You never know...
Does it say April or August? What year is that? Does it smell OK?
How hard it is to press Stop?
That'll show her!
Got into an argument with my Italian uncle about sauce vs gravy
"I'm a very hands off kind of supervisor" aka "I don't do shit as a supervisor"
English is Weird (reposted after spelling error...)
It’s petty I know but it makes me feel better
I still paid for it.
someone had to say it
I never ask for a meal minus an item because the meal doesn't get any cheaper like it should. I get my money's worth by looking at my little pile of mushrooms at the end and thinking "fuck eating that"
It's a waste of perfectly good food