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It actually makes me feel better about myself
I pretended I went somewhere else
Told my wife I had to train someone on how to do my job
Yes that makes it okay facebook
After realizing that I've been here for 5 years
Moved to new apartment block. Had no idea
The level of hypocrisy is insane
Forget about this #deletefb bs movement...
Even though i love her so much.
Moving back in with my parents sucks..
This needs to stop. It's just not healthy.
Husbands ex-wife wasn't aware courthouses are not included. She was put in jail that day for mouthing off to the judge.
My aunt died yesterday out of the blue. My mom and family took it hard. She had it coming unfortunately.
The Equifax breach did more damage and affected 3x more people than Facebooks
After 7 years of marriage, I asked my wife to try something new when giving me a hand job...
Absolutely love it
Seriously, the ads are getting ridiculous
From Prada expert to proliferation expert overnight.
Those that workout will totally understand this.
I got a new thermal mug and it's too good.
My small chested wife and I were discussing having to get bras for our daughters. My wife said, "I hope they don't get big boobs. They're a pain to deal with." I responded with, "How would YOU know?"
Man’s best friend...
By this point, I've been out of school working professionally longer than I was in school earning my degree.
This is my day so far, how is yours?
With Toys R Us as the latest to play the Millenial Blame Game, I really gotta know...
I remember too.
Is everyone getting dumber?
Shout out to the CLOUD Act, thanks Congress...
It's easier than telling him I'm not interested
Was a nice surprise.
Me browsing r/all lately
When Reddit tells me "You're doing that too much. Try again in 5 minutes"
My Wife Dropped This One On Me Today
My greatest fear about getting old
The Big Bang Theory
The argument at hand is unfairly tainted by unsubstantiated conjecture.
Edison would not approve
I thought by now it would be obvious
got a new job