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Title
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3339
Bad Joke Eel
23618
Welp, life goes on
2648
Ruined it for everyone.
14029
Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
16253
Its the little things
2773
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
6123
My wife is beautiful.
3164
Feels like 9GAG
163
What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
200
Every damn time....
102
Seriously I don't know what to do.
75
For the ladies
112
I'm stripping the fourth room in my house and have two more to go.
134
Makes sense
58
Out of spite, not for glory
306
I'm off every Friday and my wife works, it really helps with the brownie points
157
Every website now.
279
It’s okay fellas...
177
This doesn't seem like a hard choice to me.
11
I know their mascot is a ghost, but it feels like a ghost town
12423
It's time for this to stop ladies.
18
Oh, a reservation?
15687
I'm in my late 20's and just started online dating.
5
Reading /r/WTF today
12
It is really better than RoastMe...
531
Single friend just dropped a truth bomb
18
Several states are considering laws that will allow teachers to carry guns in class...
82
Every time I go to youtube.com. Is it really that hard?
9
Confession cat doesn't want to
729
Seems like an obvious courtesy...
22
It has been really helpful when I am homesick...
35
One day of meds for Strep and you’re feeling better? And you want to go out partying?
8
Can you really blame me
13
That's how you start conversations, right?
32938
Something I've learned about dating that I think guys who feel nervous about a first date should know
13
Congress could just act on stuff to make everything better for everyone at anytime.
2326
It really does pay off.
71
Thank you Jesus
56
Just take your bananas and go
22
Where I live in California, it has already begun.
928 cyrilrbt Based on context that's probably a valid response. If she did come and talk to you that shouldn't have made her leave.
635 whosthedoginthisscen Better this way than the other: *"Sooo what are you doing tomorrow?"* "Nothing special, would you like to go out and grab some lunch together?" *"Errrr...I have a boyfriend. I meant 'what workout are you doing tomorrow'".*
130 B_Primal N THEN what’d she say? You mean, you did keep the convo going, right?
34 archidoge That was literally yesterday on r/jokes ...
67 jigglingpudding Sounds very similar yo that tinder post that was posted yesterday where the guy said the same thing....
26 kunkadunkadunk i saw this in text message form like yesterday. sighhhhhhh
82 Tictac472 Calves and Shoulders is the oddest exercise pairing I've heard.
24 daredevilcu You can say that and have it work. Get your wink game on.
9 variousrandomnoises If only there was an exercise to train your game
57 IntricatelySimple Probably shoulders and calves. Your shoulders and calves. And maybe a little ass play later on.
15 BonerPushups Never happened.
13 EL_CHEETO_BURRITO Her: "What are you doing tomorrow?" You: "Making you breakfast."
12 ClashOfTheEnder Just calves? Why not the rest of your legs as well?
9 Parsnique That's a good start. Follow up!