god, i hate when people do this.
i'll be sitting there on the train, headphones in, trying to tune out the din of my surroundings. Audible noise is bad enough, but tolerable. They don't have headphones to block out your inane thoughts.
No, person beside me, i don't want to hear you ponder about whether your wife loves you just because you don't listen to her thoughts.
No, guy across from me, i didn't get dressed in the dark, i was hurried this morning, but thanks for your concern.
and then there's this asshole. JUST. FUCKING. SCREAMING. He's obviously aware that people can hear him, but noooooo, he just has to be the center of attention.
keep your damned thoughts to a whisper you dick.
Pffft, as if we don't know what you're about to do before you do it.
I actually insult the people I think might be psychic on my heas, hoping it'll get a rise out of them to more solidly identify them. Really vulgar stuff, too. I always apologize though afterwards. Still waiting to get my ass beat as proof of ESP.
~~Potoo was banned a while back wasn't it?~~
Nvm I was thinking of the puffin
Sometimes I insult people in my head to see if they react so I can tell if they are telepathic.
Damn I haven't seen this meme in a long time.
Fucking welcome back.
The Potoo is a real life Pokémon as far as I’m concerned.
This is a brilliant idea. I’m going to try this XD
One of my favorite memes. Insanity wolf too. Neither are very popular
No need to scream, just think "Is that person's fly really down?" and then watch for the person who looks at their crotch.
Note that this method is ineffective in public bathrooms, where not only are you unlikely to see someone unexpectedly look at their crotch, but also the fact that their fly could actually be down.
If I ever need a good laugh, I just imagine the inspiration of this username screaming and let the good times roll.
The only problem is that all voices in your head are the same volume, even if you are whispering or shouting.
I start speaking gibberish in a sinister raise-the-dark-lord chant style.
I might be paranoid but I'm fairly certain I'm going to accidentally summon something Lovecraftian.
Sometimes I do that out loud because I can’t stop myself.