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Not taking Net Neutrality seriously is a hanging offense.
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Net Neutrality shouldn’t be a partisan issue.
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To the people saying the internet worked fine before net neutrality was "created" in 2015
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Seriously, make sure the bird is thawed.
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Keep it in America
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I heard there is a guy launching himself in a homemade rocket to prove the earth is flat this weekend.
148
Paying for my Starbucks in the drive through and I was in the Holiday spirit. I wanted to bless someone. However, right now I cannot bless a family of 3.
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So far, this is my Thanksgiving Thursday highlight
548
Isn't this an American thing?
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Local news stations might see you and you could even protest buyin EA games, too!
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Believe me, they are already well aware.
39
Can we just let them be fucking characters for once?!
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Dashed expectations.
41
Happy thanksgiving.
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I know its important and all but...
14
The local theater near me just opened after renovations yesterday. They now have a fully stocked bar, which will surely make my viewing of Justice League this weekend more tolerable.
874
There's really nothing quite like coming home after a long trip (especially with family) to a clean home.
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My perspective on net neutrality in my neighborhood.
21
The best part of Thanksgiving!
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PSA: Thanksgiving Holiday Spending
13
Had a bad thanksgiving last year due to one of my siblings getting in my face and screaming about how bad I was for not voting for Trump. This year I'm sticking to this idea.
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This could be your future, call your Rep now
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This is the greatest feeling I would like to experience more.
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To the ISP's that support the end of net neutrality.
6
As a Mexican in the States
479
As a Canadian, I feel for my southern neighbours and hope it doesn't happen to us up here. In the meantime...
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Really grinds my gears
12
Thanksgiving with my sister-in-law. Looks like I'm going to the grocery store, which is a war zone today
9
A lot of table scraps will make their way to the floor today
93
Medical Billing
4
I'm on call this week...
10
Happy Turkey day
8
Black Friday
4
After consistently hearing this complaint with the family, I realize just how much I lucked out.
75
As it gets darker, earlier, I see this a lot. It is dangerous!
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Holy shit you guys, Sudden Clarity Clarence just figured out how we can permanently get rid of controversies like Net Neutrality!
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I assume most of you are reading this on the toilet anyway. But, for those who aren't.
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It's easy to do!
4
What if life originates from magnetic fields?
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I have a throat virus so I have to stay home from thanksgiving dinner, but I do have wine!
332 Icyveins86 My girlfriend would just steal it to take pictures of the moon and various wildlife. And by wildlife I mean squirrels and stray cats.
111 Nman77 Actually has an ex wanna do this once because "I know you have a nice camera" that same day, I found out my house has TERRIBLE lighting for nude photo shoots. All were deleted, we didn't do it again.
78 TurnNburn I got a DSLR camera. All my ex did was cheat on me and steal my lenses.
214 c-student Pics, or it didn't happen. Pics, OP. We're counting on you to deliver.
15 hdhova Instructions unclear. Bought camera, took naked pics of girlfriend, wife is pissed.
45 Kregerm tell her it shoots HD video too :)
13 Tinfoil_ninja Only $1200+ to see your own girlfriend naked? What a deal!
40 Frisian89 So... Do we buy the DSLR and go to OP's place? Knowing reddit, I think it might get a little crowded.
30 rebelleader51 LPT - keep the box. If it doesn't work out with current gf in the long run, repackage your camera and send it to yourself when you get a new gf. Unlimited spank bank potential.
31 analdominator1 Too bad OP never delivers...
6 throway_nonjw Gonewild is ~~our~~ your friend.
7 hunkydorey_ca Ok Bought a DSLR camera. Where does your girlfriend want to meet up to do photo shoot? My place, her place or yours?
15 SecretlyAnonymous Do you need a girlfriend first, or does she come with the camera?
18 imakenosensetopeople So.... is she hot?
12 dude-O-rama When I worked at an Apple Store and we did the data migrations from PC to Mac, or Mac to Mac we'd often find those "I just got a DSLR" albums when making sure all photos transferred. Good times except with older couples, some things you cannot unsee. *Edit*: changed "under" for unsee