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21586
Russia had a competitor testing dirty for drugs, but I’m not sure why
2083
I feel bad... kind of
711
Confessions of Selfish Teacher
8289
Bad Joke Eel
216
Sure it's a challenging sport, but it's not very strenuous.
216
When the job ad says its not cold call because "we have the warmest leads!"
24307
Welp, life goes on
89
I'm happy not knowing
834
What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
44
They're almost always understaffed, and a little human decency goes a long way!
28
Every commute
41
Cinemax After Dark Confessions
37
After 13 years of marriage, it’s understandable right?
14205
Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
37
Because with 2 kids under 5, it's the only time I have to myself
16
When President's Day is the most chill day I've had at work in a long time...
450
Every damn time....
29
Russians are trying to steal our memes
16311
Its the little things
2913
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
70
I know their mascot is a ghost, but it feels like a ghost town
6191
My wife is beautiful.
3250
Feels like 9GAG
12
My friend complaining that his job doesn't let him off for President's Day
19
Shrimp scampi with extra garlic, nom nom nom
236
Seriously I don't know what to do.
11
Running a fever.
8
With real assault rifles nonetheless.
10
I actually consider it to be the worst one of them all..
4
There's a reason there's an OAR in the Olympics
5
As someone who came to this country at young age, and has struggled with Aspergers, depression, and anxiety issues my whole life, this kind of stuff is soothing to listen to.
3
My first thought when we beat Canada in curling. Better than a medal.
3
Hateful, hurtful people suck
3
After I heard the moving words of Emma Gonzalez I had hope for a change In politics moving forward, then I realized...
129
For the ladies
151
I'm stripping the fourth room in my house and have two more to go.
2
Congrats, Marvel Studios
10
After uninstalling Facebook and Messenger upon learning of their awful snooping practises, I still occasionally need to log on via Safari.
36
Oh, a reservation?
177
Makes sense
327 Icyveins86 My girlfriend would just steal it to take pictures of the moon and various wildlife. And by wildlife I mean squirrels and stray cats.
107 Nman77 Actually has an ex wanna do this once because "I know you have a nice camera" that same day, I found out my house has TERRIBLE lighting for nude photo shoots. All were deleted, we didn't do it again.
79 TurnNburn I got a DSLR camera. All my ex did was cheat on me and steal my lenses.
210 c-student Pics, or it didn't happen. Pics, OP. We're counting on you to deliver.
14 hdhova Instructions unclear. Bought camera, took naked pics of girlfriend, wife is pissed.
43 Kregerm tell her it shoots HD video too :)
12 Tinfoil_ninja Only $1200+ to see your own girlfriend naked? What a deal!
40 Frisian89 So... Do we buy the DSLR and go to OP's place? Knowing reddit, I think it might get a little crowded.
34 rebelleader51 LPT - keep the box. If it doesn't work out with current gf in the long run, repackage your camera and send it to yourself when you get a new gf. Unlimited spank bank potential.
30 analdominator1 Too bad OP never delivers...
5 throway_nonjw Gonewild is ~~our~~ your friend.
6 hunkydorey_ca Ok Bought a DSLR camera. Where does your girlfriend want to meet up to do photo shoot? My place, her place or yours?
14 SecretlyAnonymous Do you need a girlfriend first, or does she come with the camera?
18 imakenosensetopeople So.... is she hot?
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