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Title
636
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12274
Strolling through Toys'R'Us with my daughter when suddenly...
4611
When a local furniture commercial makes the volume of their commercial twice as loud as every other commercial
1116
Shopping from Canada in the U.S., online.
52396
Wife: "I wish I was a trophy wife." Me: "You are a trophy wife! You're a participation trophy! :D "
3749
When that cute girl from high school wants to randomly reconnect after years of no contact to go "have lunch"
4748
You can't get worked up about something if you don't care about anything.
985
Call Your Senators About Cassidy-Graham. Enough Is Enough.
1738
She cared more about what people thought than her actions
572
My recent job experience
131
Worth it.
261
Don't tell them what you don't want them to know.
104
My 3 year old getting into the car today...
6323
I knew something was wrong!
113
Thank goodness for trip cancelation insurance
125
What a time to be alive
24
I couldn't be happier for a moment... I just don't get it
130
Nicest old woman I have ever met.
145
It's time to change my password at work
183
Wise beyond my years, I guess.
32
Dad always said "only burn as many bridges as you gotta to win the war"
383
Day job struggles
79
A reminder in light of the Kevin Hart incident
452
I'm ashamed of the leadership in this country.
23025
Just heard this in my dorm.
207
I know some of you guys have done this before.
5
When I see an ad in the middle of a video on Facebook
18
I really do have the best boss
81
So satisfying...
36
Me on the drive to work this morning
152
After every natural disaster....
13
The unfortunate reality of Tinder
2761
After seeing John Kelly literally facepalm in reaction to Trump's UN speech
46
The lady on the phone said nobody else was having trouble, just me
192
In the end, it doesn't even matter
209
After living pay check to pay check
25
I know he's trying to be thorough, but can we get the show started!?
73
The good ol' switcheroo
86
Didn't think this needed to be said, but ladies...
11
Floored it past someone after being stuck behind them for 6 no-passing-zone miles at 15mph only for them to stop beside me at the next red light and ask "what my hurry is"...
34
Popup ad tried to circumvent uBlock Origin by invoking Chrome PDF Viewer. It got blocked anyway.
332 Icyveins86 My girlfriend would just steal it to take pictures of the moon and various wildlife. And by wildlife I mean squirrels and stray cats.
111 Nman77 Actually has an ex wanna do this once because "I know you have a nice camera" that same day, I found out my house has TERRIBLE lighting for nude photo shoots. All were deleted, we didn't do it again.
76 TurnNburn I got a DSLR camera. All my ex did was cheat on me and steal my lenses.
211 c-student Pics, or it didn't happen. Pics, OP. We're counting on you to deliver.
43 Kregerm tell her it shoots HD video too :)
14 hdhova Instructions unclear. Bought camera, took naked pics of girlfriend, wife is pissed.
14 Tinfoil_ninja Only $1200+ to see your own girlfriend naked? What a deal!
39 Frisian89 So... Do we buy the DSLR and go to OP's place? Knowing reddit, I think it might get a little crowded.
31 rebelleader51 LPT - keep the box. If it doesn't work out with current gf in the long run, repackage your camera and send it to yourself when you get a new gf. Unlimited spank bank potential.
32 analdominator1 Too bad OP never delivers...
6 throway_nonjw Gonewild is ~~our~~ your friend.
7 hunkydorey_ca Ok Bought a DSLR camera. Where does your girlfriend want to meet up to do photo shoot? My place, her place or yours?
16 SecretlyAnonymous Do you need a girlfriend first, or does she come with the camera?
18 imakenosensetopeople So.... is she hot?
10 dude-O-rama When I worked at an Apple Store and we did the data migrations from PC to Mac, or Mac to Mac we'd often find those "I just got a DSLR" albums when making sure all photos transferred. Good times except with older couples, some things you cannot unsee. *Edit*: changed "under" for unsee