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I wish companies would just fuck off with that shit.
Great article In the New York Times about monkeys understanding the value of currency
My kitchen is looking very nice today.
Listen...I'm really sorry
GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight.
I'm looking at you centurylink internet...
Maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
It's The Little Things
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
My day can't get much worse either
My favorite bartender!
Gotta love ski bums. Needless to say, I politely declined.
BF talking about his grandfather – a BEEkeeper who raises BEES
My company fucked up so bad hiring this guy- he has no idea what he's doing
Hey Jeff Sessions - shut up about marijuana already. You're not going to win this one.
I had been looking forward to this snack and movie for about a week. They still tasted fine.
Recoup your losses
Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents
You’ve saved my hide a few times now!
Brags About How They Don't Have a TV
After hearing the results of Trump’s physical exam...
You cut me deep, automod
Suddenly occurred to me...
People tend to forget all logic when it comes to selling their old stuff
Do you not know how to set aside time for a morning routine?
Just got home, girlfriend is gone, locked myself in the bedroom to jerk off
I wish companies would really fuck off with this shit.
As an adult man living in the south, enjoying our annual snow dusting with freezing hands...
I almost had it this time.
Most people call her Cass anyway, but I always made fun of her for it myself too. I guess I'm a jerk.
It's as good as the person who assembled it.
I mean really
When I have no idea why my transmission is making that "GrrrKhKhKhKh" sound
The second half of Star Trek: Discovery’s first season has been surprisingly good now that they’ve fully embraced what people loved in the original series
How little this wasn't in the news cycle made me realize the distressing new normal.
My coffee struggle is real.
I'll see your dog, and raise you a human relationship
So long Apple Music and Prime HBO
I consider it an insurance policy
Jeep Russel Terrier.
I get all my dogs from DoggyMart. The Doggiest dogs in the whole Doggone world.
My mom just dropped this one in front of company