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I wish companies would just fuck off with that shit.
3750
Great article In the New York Times about monkeys understanding the value of currency
36042
Listen...I'm really sorry
1936
Not sure why this bothers me, but he is setting a bad example.
538
My kitchen is looking very nice today.
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I'm looking at you centurylink internet...
582
Maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
380
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
144
It's The Little Things
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BF talking about his grandfather – a BEEkeeper who raises BEES
45
GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight.
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Hey Jeff Sessions - shut up about marijuana already. You're not going to win this one.
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Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents
50
I had been looking forward to this snack and movie for about a week. They still tasted fine.
26
My favorite bartender!
39
Netflix and chill was so 2013..
62
So satisfying
21
My day can't get much worse either
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Brags About How They Don't Have a TV
501
You cut me deep, automod
49
You’ve saved my hide a few times now!
27
Suddenly occurred to me...
26
Most people call her Cass anyway, but I always made fun of her for it myself too. I guess I'm a jerk.
85
I almost had it this time.
6
Gotta love ski bums. Needless to say, I politely declined.
174
It's as good as the person who assembled it.
2320
My coffee struggle is real.
3568
I'll see your dog, and raise you a human relationship
7
After hearing the results of Trump’s physical exam...
7
When the Pope "apologizes for 'irreparable damage' by pedophile priests"
6
My company fucked up so bad hiring this guy- he has no idea what he's doing
13
As an adult man living in the south, enjoying our annual snow dusting with freezing hands...
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Do you not know how to set aside time for a morning routine?
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It's just basic common courtesy, especially during flu season...or at least it used to be...
8
The second half of Star Trek: Discovery’s first season has been surprisingly good now that they’ve fully embraced what people loved in the original series
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Guess who got a whoping 16 minutes later
10
I wish companies would really fuck off with this shit.
21
How little this wasn't in the news cycle made me realize the distressing new normal.
11
I didn’t even realize Ariz Ansari had a TV show until Grace accused him of being a terrible lover
6
When I have no idea why my transmission is making that "GrrrKhKhKhKh" sound
64 DeniseDeNephew Movie theaters in my area solve half of this problem by not allowing babies into the theater. I've seen moms get turned away at the box office and demand to talk to the Manager, and then get turned away by the Manager.
21 HerEyesOnTheHorizon One time, I went to see Titanic in 3D (I know.....) and some obnoxious girl was talking so loud, like, she was trying to talk to her friend over the audio in the theatre. So I threw an M&M peanut at the back of her head and she turns around (I was 4 rows up from her) and she thought that this young girl was the culprit. She pulls out a pocket knife and screams that she is going to come up there and stab her. I stood up and told her I was going to get the employee's to kick her out. When I returned, she had moved from her spot in the theatre. The other people all pointed to where she changed spots. She left kicking and screaming. The kind of kicking and screaming you see children do when their mom's drag them out of grocery stores.
52 LotionSamples90 Fuck that. Don’t bring a baby to a movie theater. That shit is expensive.
27 BrotherCorvus It was an unrealistic movie. Who goes to a Star Wars movie expecting realism? Had he SEEN the rest of the movies? Noise and gravity in space, everyone can understand Chewie and all the droids. It's fantasy. If the characters' motivations are remotely believable, I'm happy.
7 Superego366 I had a similar experience when I went. Guy kept quoting dialogue because he had seen it before. He would make exclamations like "that's not good" and "uh oh that's trouble" during every dramatic scene. He kept explaining stuff to his kids next to him and they were just as poorly behaved. He even talked during the part of the movie where it is completely silent. It wasn't throughout the entire movie, but just enough to be disruptive. I kept glaring at him and gave him a few sharp "Dude!"'s but it didn't seem to phase him.
7 Ryugi "ok but can you [shut the fuck up/shut your kid up/get the fuck off your phone]?" - me to every other movie patron who says anything during the movie.
6 Kagomechan2423 When I went to see it, this kiddo kept loudly asking his parents things like “who’s Yoda?” “What’s a Jedi?”. EDUCATE YOUR SMOL ONES!!!!!
11 azza-birjan who the fuck takes a baby to a movie theatre? fuck me thats some horrific parenting
3 cantpissoffmods Thats why i always try to go to the movies at 12 or 13h, on weekdays. The theater is almost always empty.
3 sourceofnightmares Had to deal with a couple of neckbeards behind me doing this with fucking IT.
3 Basdad On the plus side, he didn’t shoot the babies.
2 oakmombb Next time you should louldy-whisper right back at him
1 littledingo I'd be bitching and moaning about a baby in the theater too. Go talk to the damn manager though.
1 crystalistwo Really? The movie about the space wizards and the light-up swords isn't realistic?
1 BigJon6969 Firstly I would just like to say if you bring a baby (3 years and younger IMO) to a movie theatre you're a fucking asshole, and this dude is also a fucking asshole for talking during the movie