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It actually makes me feel better about myself
I pretended I went somewhere else
Told my wife I had to train someone on how to do my job
Yes that makes it okay facebook
After realizing that I've been here for 5 years
Moved to new apartment block. Had no idea
The level of hypocrisy is insane
Forget about this #deletefb bs movement...
Every Degree
Even though i love her so much.
Moving back in with my parents sucks..
This needs to stop. It's just not healthy.
Husbands ex-wife wasn't aware courthouses are not included. She was put in jail that day for mouthing off to the judge.
My aunt died yesterday out of the blue. My mom and family took it hard. She had it coming unfortunately.
Crisis averted
The Equifax breach did more damage and affected 3x more people than Facebooks
After 7 years of marriage, I asked my wife to try something new when giving me a hand job...
Absolutely love it
Seriously, the ads are getting ridiculous
From Prada expert to proliferation expert overnight.
Those that workout will totally understand this.
I got a new thermal mug and it's too good.
My small chested wife and I were discussing having to get bras for our daughters. My wife said, "I hope they don't get big boobs. They're a pain to deal with." I responded with, "How would YOU know?"
Man’s best friend...
By this point, I've been out of school working professionally longer than I was in school earning my degree.
This is my day so far, how is yours?
With Toys R Us as the latest to play the Millenial Blame Game, I really gotta know...
I remember too.
Is everyone getting dumber?
Shout out to the CLOUD Act, thanks Congress...
It's easier than telling him I'm not interested
Was a nice surprise.
Me browsing r/all lately
When Reddit tells me "You're doing that too much. Try again in 5 minutes"
My Wife Dropped This One On Me Today
My greatest fear about getting old
The Big Bang Theory
The argument at hand is unfairly tainted by unsubstantiated conjecture.
Edison would not approve
I thought by now it would be obvious
66 DeniseDeNephew Movie theaters in my area solve half of this problem by not allowing babies into the theater. I've seen moms get turned away at the box office and demand to talk to the Manager, and then get turned away by the Manager.
21 HerEyesOnTheHorizon One time, I went to see Titanic in 3D (I know.....) and some obnoxious girl was talking so loud, like, she was trying to talk to her friend over the audio in the theatre. So I threw an M&M peanut at the back of her head and she turns around (I was 4 rows up from her) and she thought that this young girl was the culprit. She pulls out a pocket knife and screams that she is going to come up there and stab her. I stood up and told her I was going to get the employee's to kick her out. When I returned, she had moved from her spot in the theatre. The other people all pointed to where she changed spots. She left kicking and screaming. The kind of kicking and screaming you see children do when their mom's drag them out of grocery stores.
53 LotionSamples90 Fuck that. Don’t bring a baby to a movie theater. That shit is expensive.
26 BrotherCorvus It was an unrealistic movie. Who goes to a Star Wars movie expecting realism? Had he SEEN the rest of the movies? Noise and gravity in space, everyone can understand Chewie and all the droids. It's fantasy. If the characters' motivations are remotely believable, I'm happy.
8 Superego366 I had a similar experience when I went. Guy kept quoting dialogue because he had seen it before. He would make exclamations like "that's not good" and "uh oh that's trouble" during every dramatic scene. He kept explaining stuff to his kids next to him and they were just as poorly behaved. He even talked during the part of the movie where it is completely silent. It wasn't throughout the entire movie, but just enough to be disruptive. I kept glaring at him and gave him a few sharp "Dude!"'s but it didn't seem to phase him.
7 Ryugi "ok but can you [shut the fuck up/shut your kid up/get the fuck off your phone]?" - me to every other movie patron who says anything during the movie.
7 Kagomechan2423 When I went to see it, this kiddo kept loudly asking his parents things like “who’s Yoda?” “What’s a Jedi?”. EDUCATE YOUR SMOL ONES!!!!!
11 azza-birjan who the fuck takes a baby to a movie theatre? fuck me thats some horrific parenting
4 cantpissoffmods Thats why i always try to go to the movies at 12 or 13h, on weekdays. The theater is almost always empty.
3 sourceofnightmares Had to deal with a couple of neckbeards behind me doing this with fucking IT.
4 Basdad On the plus side, he didn’t shoot the babies.
2 oakmombb Next time you should louldy-whisper right back at him
1 littledingo I'd be bitching and moaning about a baby in the theater too. Go talk to the damn manager though.
1 crystalistwo Really? The movie about the space wizards and the light-up swords isn't realistic?
1 BigJon6969 Firstly I would just like to say if you bring a baby (3 years and younger IMO) to a movie theatre you're a fucking asshole, and this dude is also a fucking asshole for talking during the movie