Score
Title
638
/r/AdviceAnimals rules: Please read before submitting or commenting
46785
True story
17622
When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
1187
My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
412
There really is no other method for browsing reddit
200
I live under a rock
725
At least my cat is adorable.
74
I think hes busy...
587
When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
35966
When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
211
After a couple of years being an EMT.
84
Good Guy Gord Downie
191
I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
35
I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
62
At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
155
Really Apple? Really?
21
It feels good to do something like this...
84
How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
79
Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
318
Don't be That Guy.
1951
My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
110
When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
3795
This holiday season, just remember...
26
If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
61
Absolutely perfect timing
47
Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
66
Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
27
Well that date ended pretty quick
25
My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
15
Grandma every thanksgiving..
11
My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
39
The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
12
When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
15
How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
153
Bless Your Heart
74
When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
7
EA right now
680
My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
21
When my seed ratio goes above 1
10
I hate Christmas!
3
Reddit, we need to give the FCC the good ole EA treatment
16 juice_in_my_shoes just like people screaming against enslavement, yet they buy products made in china or third world country made by people working under slave conditions. you can be a slave without shackles you know.
11 bigbreathein24 "I'm vegan, I don't want to harm anything!" Buys product that has been manufactured by underpaid, overworked people overseas with little worksite regulation, possible child workers..
2 digglebaum Fake People being pretentious hypocrites. No way!
1 GloWaves "Lastest"?
1 huge_dick_mcgee Not considered in this post is the incredibly high resale value of Apple phones compared to competitors. Just because someone upgrades doesn't mean the old phone goes to a landfill. Much more likely is the old phone is refurbished and sold again.
1 TheGrimJedi I feel a little sorry for the people who have been claimed for world wide meme use. Like this hippie. Her face is now the icon of stupidity and ignorance.
1 Lastaria So you have an issue with her buying one of the most environmentally safe phons out there? Complete misuse of this meme.
0 ineedtotakeashit My 7 is no more than a glorified paper wait now!
-2 Savage_Bird Ever heard of contractions?
-1 RichterNYR35 I guarantee you that antifa will be dirty with these after Xmas.