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Am I the only one?
29550
I feel bad... kind of
860
Poverty = Health
23560
Russia had a competitor testing dirty for drugs, but I’m not sure why
171
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but..
530
Congrats, Marvel Studios
25
Anyone else?
28
As a college student this is the best thing ever.
182
Corporate tax cuts.
334
Every commute
29
I'm 33
592
Sure it's a challenging sport, but it's not very strenuous.
144
When President's Day is the most chill day I've had at work in a long time...
9
I'll prove her wrong
17
Truly, the most vicious of cycles.
51
I was better off never knowing. Now what?
75
She said she loved her country and had genuinely tried her best, but that she had also made a mistake. Shit happens.
14
It's not too late
8439
Bad Joke Eel
66
The Trump Movie
41
I bet my fingerprints are in a police database somewhere
342
When the job ad says its not cold call because "we have the warmest leads!"
62
My first thought when we beat Canada in curling. Better than a medal.
11
There’s a huge difference between a tax return and a tax refund.
168
I'm happy not knowing
109
They're almost always understaffed, and a little human decency goes a long way!
5
Every commute v2.0
125
Cinemax After Dark Confessions
28
And I'd just gotten it fixed up in the shop...
104
After 13 years of marriage, it’s understandable right?
19
Facial hair is a blessing and a curse.
32
After I heard the moving words of Emma Gonzalez I had hope for a change In politics moving forward, then I realized...
18
Someone should tell CNN and MSNBC
24360
Welp, life goes on
7
I am become terror
934
What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
75
Because with 2 kids under 5, it's the only time I have to myself
11
My husband was trying to offer me tortillas...
36
My friend complaining that his job doesn't let him off for President's Day
57
Russians are trying to steal our memes
440 PastelFlamingo150 I remember I went Christmas shopping with my father at a jewelry store, and he bought my mother a necklace and matching earrings. When the clerk was wrapping the gifts she asked if he wanted them in separate bags. He said "No, they're for the same wife."
5119 somatic Had something similar happen to me. I sent flowers to a girl I was dating for her birthday, she'd recently gotten out of a relationship and the other guy also sent her flowers. Unbeknownst to me I used the same florist who said "I'm going to have to make the delivery myself to see why this girl is getting so many flowers." She told me after the delivery that he DID come in and deliver the flowers himself "to see what all the fuss was about."
10162 misterbe You’re fucking your wife’s aunt? Damn!
3758 streamstroller That's how you earn business for life.
1885 99999999999999999989 Things get fucky on Valentine's Day when it comes to flowers. I used to deliver them part time to make ends meet. It was a good gig that day and Mother's Day. But I never will forget the time I delivered a dozen long stemmed roses...easily $85-$100 probably not including delivery charge...to a high school. I walk in and ask for the name expecting the principal or a teacher. No. They page this fucking 11th grader. She was flabbergasted, and here I was wondering what kind of 11th grade kid could afford to do this when I was doing it just to put extra food on my table.
589 AbrohamLincoln7 Lady at the supermarket gave me the most judging when I bought my 2 valentines some flowers... ( my mom and grandma )
414 drteq "And by the way some dude sent your wife some flowers last weekend"
67 Keilbasa Not quite the same but my brother has struggled with mental health problems for quite a few years now and went missing for a few weeks and we could not track him down. We had given up when we got a random call from a bank manager who had overheard my brother talking to a teller. My brother was dressed oddly and in a manic state so he sort of broke protocol and looked up my brother's contact info in his account to reach the house and we were able to pick him up and get him looked after properly. That's now the main branch that I bank out of.