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Felt really good to hear that
Every. Damn. Time.
Looking at you "My Big Fat Fabulous Life."
I have 4 kids. Gotta take every opportunity I can.
Sadly, this idiot is my co-worker....
She had books in one hand and a bag in the other....without trying I was always able to get to that door a few seconds before her...
MRW a girl asks me to follow her on Instagram and then posts her phone number on there within the hour
It's usually someone in a newer vehicle too
Who doesn't love reading a the Lord of the Rings trilogy with sounds off and subtitles on!
Am I the only one?
My wife asks why I don't have any friends, so I tell here my experience with so-called friends.
Not everyone walking along a public paths wants to be approached by a strange dog.
I'm waiting to have surgery on my right shoulder
I ask myself what new car they will buy me.
So, it's earth day...?
I come home every night so tired i can barley move, what more does she want?
I was both proud and hurt by her response
Spring is here. Ducks get nearly zero nutrition from bread. It fills them up and they do not benefit from it.
Last time I gave triplets plastic recorders I got for a dollar each.
I feel so old
Did exactly what she asked despite telling her she'd lose most of what she watches
Maybe he will listen next time.
My least favorite person
I would still rather have her demand pets at 3am....
There’s a new hot market folks, you’ve heard it here first
You're fired! ... and YOU'RE fired! It's my thing!
We just don't have the manpower to enforce all these laws
It's like they want us to suffer.
Been seeing a lot of these posts lately
I guess this is a common thing?
Don’t get a smart phone if you’re not smart
Happened about 2 days ago
I just did this after I made mapo tofu
After getting my 1000th lame joke from friends, family, colleagues... about my early balding at 25
If i only would have waited another couple weeks
I would like to thank my friends and a very certain fiery app
When I back-click to reddit intending to vote or comment on the post, but now the posts re-order in real time.
Had my heart broken yesterday
I'm just dumb sometimes.
So we just letting ourselves slip further and further towards Facebook2.0, eh?
10/10 would save this meme again.
Some truth for your Saturday morning.