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17626When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
1187My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
414There really is no other method for browsing reddit
203I live under a rock
727At least my cat is adorable.
75I think hes busy...
593When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
35973When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
212After a couple of years being an EMT.
82Good Guy Gord Downie
192I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
33I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
64At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
151Really Apple? Really?
21It feels good to do something like this...
85How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
75Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
310Don't be That Guy.
1947My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
111When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
3796This holiday season, just remember...
23If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
66Absolutely perfect timing
45Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
66Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
26Well that date ended pretty quick
25My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
13Grandma every thanksgiving..
13My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
37The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
11When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
15How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
150Bless Your Heart
77When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
6EA right now
683My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
20When my seed ratio goes above 1
11I hate Christmas!
3Reddit, we need to give the FCC the good ole EA treatment