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Title
635
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10009
I wish companies would just fuck off with that shit.
3750
Great article In the New York Times about monkeys understanding the value of currency
36042
Listen...I'm really sorry
1936
Not sure why this bothers me, but he is setting a bad example.
538
My kitchen is looking very nice today.
22957
I'm looking at you centurylink internet...
582
Maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
380
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
144
It's The Little Things
271
BF talking about his grandfather – a BEEkeeper who raises BEES
45
GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight.
1633
Hey Jeff Sessions - shut up about marijuana already. You're not going to win this one.
34361
Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents
50
I had been looking forward to this snack and movie for about a week. They still tasted fine.
26
My favorite bartender!
39
Netflix and chill was so 2013..
62
So satisfying
21
My day can't get much worse either
10914
Brags About How They Don't Have a TV
501
You cut me deep, automod
49
You’ve saved my hide a few times now!
27
Suddenly occurred to me...
26
Most people call her Cass anyway, but I always made fun of her for it myself too. I guess I'm a jerk.
85
I almost had it this time.
6
Gotta love ski bums. Needless to say, I politely declined.
174
It's as good as the person who assembled it.
2320
My coffee struggle is real.
3568
I'll see your dog, and raise you a human relationship
7
After hearing the results of Trump’s physical exam...
7
When the Pope "apologizes for 'irreparable damage' by pedophile priests"
6
My company fucked up so bad hiring this guy- he has no idea what he's doing
13
As an adult man living in the south, enjoying our annual snow dusting with freezing hands...
7
Do you not know how to set aside time for a morning routine?
246
It's just basic common courtesy, especially during flu season...or at least it used to be...
8
The second half of Star Trek: Discovery’s first season has been surprisingly good now that they’ve fully embraced what people loved in the original series
100
Guess who got a whoping 16 minutes later
10
I wish companies would really fuck off with this shit.
21
How little this wasn't in the news cycle made me realize the distressing new normal.
11
I didn’t even realize Ariz Ansari had a TV show until Grace accused him of being a terrible lover
6
When I have no idea why my transmission is making that "GrrrKhKhKhKh" sound
1509 Mcleaniac Remember Pepperidge Farm? ‘Cause people who go 0 for 2 with “Pepperage” and “Farms” sure as fuck don’t.
169 Damasticator Pepperage?
261 bentmachine It's because they changed the algorithm
114 Aljoha Here, my downvote is still worth one
15 makenzie71 What I don't get is somewhere between the post and the user Karma it gets lost. My post karma is somewhere around 85k, but my top five submissions along are around 150k. The numbers are made up and aren't worth any kind of consideration.
9 idohaveamightyroar They never meant anything
27 BigHowski Everyone knows the Freddo index is the only way to measure inflation
22 PiecesOfJesus I remember looking at the top posts of all time and they were around 9000. Now, even I have a fucking post with 30,000 upvotes. And I suck at reddit.
11 Reasonsprince We should figure out who was the karma wealthiest on Reddit when adjusted for reddinflation.
5 casemodsalt Remember when you could actually see how many upvotes there were? Btw..since you cant...you only know the total points. There could be 10,000 downvotes...and 12,000 upvotes...that makes a post have 2000 points or so. I could be off but you get the idea. Points are not votes.
9 davekmv Downvoted for irony and to help keep total upvotes closer to 2000. I’m assuming OP would want it that way.
3 maluket Most of the time I don't say much on reddit afraid to be downvoted or in the middle of whatever I'm writing I realize I don't care that much and I just delete everything
7 Wireman29 [check it out, r/nevertellmetheodds](https://i.imgur.com/TOL40ky.png)