Score
Title
638
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46785
True story
17622
When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
1187
My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
412
There really is no other method for browsing reddit
200
I live under a rock
725
At least my cat is adorable.
74
I think hes busy...
587
When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
35966
When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
211
After a couple of years being an EMT.
84
Good Guy Gord Downie
191
I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
35
I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
62
At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
155
Really Apple? Really?
21
It feels good to do something like this...
84
How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
79
Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
318
Don't be That Guy.
1951
My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
110
When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
3795
This holiday season, just remember...
26
If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
61
Absolutely perfect timing
47
Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
66
Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
27
Well that date ended pretty quick
25
My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
15
Grandma every thanksgiving..
11
My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
39
The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
12
When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
15
How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
153
Bless Your Heart
74
When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
7
EA right now
680
My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
21
When my seed ratio goes above 1
10
I hate Christmas!
3
Reddit, we need to give the FCC the good ole EA treatment
4 VROF This happened to me when I was visiting a relative in Oakland. I hit the floor when I heard gunshots and crawled to the back of the house then wondered why it was going on so long. Finally realized it was fireworks at 1:00 in the afternoon. WTF?!
3 John-Mikhail-Eugene While solitary noises may be difficult to tell if it is a firecracker or gunshot if there are more than one listen to the rhythm and number. With practice you can tell if it is celebratory air shots or serious and whether or not it is a revolver or semiauto. I've been living on the southside of Chicago for over 20 years so I've had lots of practice.
3 MuhTriggersGuise I like firearms and shoot regularly, and if you hear both somewhat frequently, it isn't that hard to tell the difference.