Score
Title
636
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12274
Strolling through Toys'R'Us with my daughter when suddenly...
4611
When a local furniture commercial makes the volume of their commercial twice as loud as every other commercial
1116
Shopping from Canada in the U.S., online.
52396
Wife: "I wish I was a trophy wife." Me: "You are a trophy wife! You're a participation trophy! :D "
3749
When that cute girl from high school wants to randomly reconnect after years of no contact to go "have lunch"
4748
You can't get worked up about something if you don't care about anything.
985
Call Your Senators About Cassidy-Graham. Enough Is Enough.
1738
She cared more about what people thought than her actions
572
My recent job experience
131
Worth it.
261
Don't tell them what you don't want them to know.
104
My 3 year old getting into the car today...
6323
I knew something was wrong!
113
Thank goodness for trip cancelation insurance
125
What a time to be alive
24
I couldn't be happier for a moment... I just don't get it
130
Nicest old woman I have ever met.
145
It's time to change my password at work
183
Wise beyond my years, I guess.
32
Dad always said "only burn as many bridges as you gotta to win the war"
383
Day job struggles
79
A reminder in light of the Kevin Hart incident
452
I'm ashamed of the leadership in this country.
23025
Just heard this in my dorm.
207
I know some of you guys have done this before.
5
When I see an ad in the middle of a video on Facebook
18
I really do have the best boss
81
So satisfying...
36
Me on the drive to work this morning
152
After every natural disaster....
13
The unfortunate reality of Tinder
2761
After seeing John Kelly literally facepalm in reaction to Trump's UN speech
46
The lady on the phone said nobody else was having trouble, just me
192
In the end, it doesn't even matter
209
After living pay check to pay check
25
I know he's trying to be thorough, but can we get the show started!?
73
The good ol' switcheroo
86
Didn't think this needed to be said, but ladies...
11
Floored it past someone after being stuck behind them for 6 no-passing-zone miles at 15mph only for them to stop beside me at the next red light and ask "what my hurry is"...
34
Popup ad tried to circumvent uBlock Origin by invoking Chrome PDF Viewer. It got blocked anyway.
4 VROF This happened to me when I was visiting a relative in Oakland. I hit the floor when I heard gunshots and crawled to the back of the house then wondered why it was going on so long. Finally realized it was fireworks at 1:00 in the afternoon. WTF?!
3 John-Mikhail-Eugene While solitary noises may be difficult to tell if it is a firecracker or gunshot if there are more than one listen to the rhythm and number. With practice you can tell if it is celebratory air shots or serious and whether or not it is a revolver or semiauto. I've been living on the southside of Chicago for over 20 years so I've had lots of practice.
3 MuhTriggersGuise I like firearms and shoot regularly, and if you hear both somewhat frequently, it isn't that hard to tell the difference.