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Title
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There's a fine line.
291
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
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How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
915
Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
3065
After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
1822
Can't pay your bills and enjoy disrespectng others do ya?
151
Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
2653
So you have any hand sanitizer?
56
Some of my coworkers really need to learn this...
1029
Took me 50 years but finally think I'm adulting...
75
Cops being bros
38
Attempted peroxide
23
Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
14
She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
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My friend is an elementary school teacher. She texted me this question last night.
35
Sorry but my life is worth 2 of yours.
16
Walmart just emailed our promo codes to customers to save $10 off $35. Here’s me doing something that the cheapskates at Walmart will fire me for.
27
triple, venti, soy, heavy cream, fat free, extra, extra, at 120 degrees, etc.
13
Can anyone relate?
14
Let’s bring back a timeless classic.
1621
Leverage
1633
How I feel living in Canada right now
542
Today I found out we have motion sensor lights
15
Shoot the messenger but snobs and rednecks should be able to govern their states, cities and counties their way.
2106
It was worth joining
411
Worth it
21
Just lick 'em bro
10
If only everyone had 20/40 vision
35
As a small business owner, I think I'm a great boss
15
But my cigarette count down from 20 to 4 tho..
37
This is worse than just firing you on the spot!
7
FTFY, Kermit. Or maybe i'm just antisocial? 4403 rollover minutes and counting.
93
You never know...
3
Does it say April or August? What year is that? Does it smell OK?
224
How hard it is to press Stop?
16
That'll show her!
4
Got into an argument with my Italian uncle about sauce vs gravy
223
"I'm a very hands off kind of supervisor" aka "I don't do shit as a supervisor"
8
English is Weird (reposted after spelling error...)
32
It’s petty I know but it makes me feel better
1762 swell_mell Meanwhile in Minnesota we get the joys of the overnight blizzard..... featuring 40 mph winds
200 hadesflames Spring? Never heard of it. Only thing I know is Summer. December? Summer. January? Summer. July? Fucking hellfire.
134 The_Mule_Cat ITT: 90% of the US is experiencing the same weather Edit: sorry Canada!
259 jcpmojo Fellow Texan?
66 Shellybean42 Central Wisconsin. 16 goddamn inches of snow, with another 8-10 possible before it's done 😐.
344 rjjm88 I see you too live in Ohio.
114 Roadman90 Dallas was the same way. 87 and ungodly muggy on Friday, 63 and windy yesterday, and this morning it's in the mid 30s
83 _Greyworm Crazy icestorm enveloping Ontario this weekend. Winds ripping down Fastfood, and similar, signs, people falling, cars drifting I believe Toronto had 520+ car accidents last night alone. Hale and sleet making roads and sidewalks very slippery, on my way home from work last night I saw a car completely flipped over in a ditch, it was abandoned when I pulled over to check. Annnd a few days ago I had been out and about in a Tshirt.