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Title
637
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11158
I was holding her panties in my hand when she walked in.
944
It's the little things that keep me going in the dark times
5108
just saying
539
Note to self, no one cares.
21340
Heaven help me if they actually learn how to hire competent people.
61
Think globally, fuck locally
265
Might as well be a change jar since everyone has a card. Hmm, maybe I should install a card swipe
736
Midterms
30
After being away for two happy years I feel everyone needs to see this.
42
my mother in law is a real winner
1575
Playing hangman with my daughter, I was always going to looz
53
FfffuuuUUUUCK
5076
Is there something lower than FriendZone? Cuz that's where I just landed....
17728
Usually it's deserved, but sometimes there are just mad people downvoting
746
I had to dry off with 3 clean shirts....
545
Every time at the drive-thru.
207
After reading that the Trump family is the first family in modern presidential history without a pet in the White House
8
"You know nothing Jon Snow!"
6
This is why road rage is a thing . . .
11
JUST LET ME FORGET, DAMMIT.
1059
She then proceeded to jerk the poor beast by his collar so hard he fell over and peed himself right there in fear.
418
What everyone in the media will be asking once the JFK files are released.
7
after I heard Trump gave himself a 10 on his response to the crisis in Puerto Rico
12
Not naming names but it rhymes with starfucks
2884
I bought a scale today and put it in my bathroom.
408
It's fast food, not full service dining...I'd rather tip the cooks.
2
Oh my God people, it's fast food. It's not that hard to decide what you want while you're waiting in line
3
It's all a shady business
2
TV shows really are in their prime these days
6
Fiancee hit me with this one on road trip.
28
Fuck
17191
MRW I'm teased for liking candy corn
32
Sometimes, my brain does not work.
6170
Sorry, I didn't know...
287
When I asked my fiance why she's nibbling on my arm...
226
At least they were clean for him..?
208
Certain subreddits can provide companies with free feedback on their products, all they have to do is pay attention.
20
Better to not let them pile up in the first place but, this makes washing, drying, and putting them away much easier.
165
To the Diaper Engineers out there.
0
C'mon, elotes and Takis aren't that expensive