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Title
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3339
Bad Joke Eel
23618
Welp, life goes on
2648
Ruined it for everyone.
14029
Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
16253
Its the little things
2773
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
6123
My wife is beautiful.
3164
Feels like 9GAG
163
What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
200
Every damn time....
102
Seriously I don't know what to do.
75
For the ladies
112
I'm stripping the fourth room in my house and have two more to go.
134
Makes sense
58
Out of spite, not for glory
306
I'm off every Friday and my wife works, it really helps with the brownie points
157
Every website now.
279
It’s okay fellas...
177
This doesn't seem like a hard choice to me.
11
I know their mascot is a ghost, but it feels like a ghost town
12423
It's time for this to stop ladies.
18
Oh, a reservation?
15687
I'm in my late 20's and just started online dating.
5
Reading /r/WTF today
12
It is really better than RoastMe...
531
Single friend just dropped a truth bomb
18
Several states are considering laws that will allow teachers to carry guns in class...
82
Every time I go to youtube.com. Is it really that hard?
9
Confession cat doesn't want to
729
Seems like an obvious courtesy...
22
It has been really helpful when I am homesick...
35
One day of meds for Strep and you’re feeling better? And you want to go out partying?
8
Can you really blame me
13
That's how you start conversations, right?
32938
Something I've learned about dating that I think guys who feel nervous about a first date should know
13
Congress could just act on stuff to make everything better for everyone at anytime.
2326
It really does pay off.
71
Thank you Jesus
56
Just take your bananas and go
22
Where I live in California, it has already begun.
224 Cannon1 The blowjob wasn't a big deal. The perjury about the blow job was the big deal.
62 golemsheppard2 To be fair, getting the blowjob wasn’t the big deal. Most people, myself included, really couldn’t care less if Bill Clinton got a BJ on the side. The big scandal was when he lied under oath about it and then admitted that he committed perjury after he walked back his denial. The President of The United States, the leader of the executive branch, openly admitting to committing a serious felony is a huge deal.
60 invisiblenakedgirl Remember when repubs lost their shit over Obama wearing a tan suit?
4 ThrashDragon Remember when getting too excited about how well your presidential campaign is shaping and yelling an impromptu “Woooooooo!” at a speech meant that clearly you’re to unstable to be President? Howard Dean Remembers
13 Dzappo Meanwhile here in Canada . . . our Prime Minister jokingly corrects a feminist who says "mankind" to "peoplekind" and it's still national-news-level controversy a week later.
3 PeterGibbons316 /r/titlegore
3 5_sec_rule Clinton got impeached for blowjob
21 Jmonkeh Don't worry. Next time we have a president who's not Republican they'll go back to being the party of "strong family values" and blowing their tops over any perceived impropriety.
14 mike_pants That was before the party of family values took the reins.
5 see_u_in_tea Blow job! Hold my beer.