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3339
Bad Joke Eel
23618
Welp, life goes on
2648
Ruined it for everyone.
14029
Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
16253
Its the little things
2773
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
6123
My wife is beautiful.
3164
Feels like 9GAG
163
What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
200
Every damn time....
102
Seriously I don't know what to do.
75
For the ladies
112
I'm stripping the fourth room in my house and have two more to go.
134
Makes sense
58
Out of spite, not for glory
306
I'm off every Friday and my wife works, it really helps with the brownie points
157
Every website now.
279
It’s okay fellas...
177
This doesn't seem like a hard choice to me.
11
I know their mascot is a ghost, but it feels like a ghost town
12423
It's time for this to stop ladies.
18
Oh, a reservation?
15687
I'm in my late 20's and just started online dating.
5
Reading /r/WTF today
12
It is really better than RoastMe...
531
Single friend just dropped a truth bomb
18
Several states are considering laws that will allow teachers to carry guns in class...
82
Every time I go to youtube.com. Is it really that hard?
9
Confession cat doesn't want to
729
Seems like an obvious courtesy...
22
It has been really helpful when I am homesick...
35
One day of meds for Strep and you’re feeling better? And you want to go out partying?
8
Can you really blame me
13
That's how you start conversations, right?
32938
Something I've learned about dating that I think guys who feel nervous about a first date should know
13
Congress could just act on stuff to make everything better for everyone at anytime.
2326
It really does pay off.
71
Thank you Jesus
56
Just take your bananas and go
22
Where I live in California, it has already begun.
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44 sephstorm So what was his testimony on Porter and how did it differ from the White House story?
404 IceFire2050 easiest way to get trump to admit he's a russian puppet is to say he's a bad russian puppet. Then we'll get a tweet in about 5 minutes about how he's one of the first russian puppets, he's always been a russian puppet, and that he's the greatest russian puppet.
36 TheMilkJug I remember the days when an *admitted* $130,000 payment from the lawyer of the President to a porn star who claimed to have an affair with said President would have probably derailed multiple careers, and sent the new media in to a weeks long hunt for the story, being played out daily on every paper in the nation. Now it barely even registers with the din of the other chaos. This is the new normal and I don't like it.
77 SamuraiJakkass86 So let me get this straight; Trump fired Comey for investigating him, replaced him with McCabe. He then harassed McCabe for not stopping the investigation, to the point where McCabe retired early. Replaced him with Wray, and even Wray isn't going to suck Trumps dick on this issue? Fucking wonderful. The FBI must be a pretty fucking stand-up organization. I'm glad there's at least one.
39 VROF I think Wray was also Chris Christie's Bridgegate attorney.
5 HappyHound Under oath doesn't mean a lot anymore.
8 andymaq *Aaaaaaand he's gone.*
5 Neighbor2972 Congratulations for doing your job
5 Jmonkeh I'm not saying Trump will fire him. But Trump will fire him.
13 Fatburg How long before this guy gets shit-canned?
3 anonymous_potato Remember when it took more than not committing perjury to qualify as a “good guy”? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
4 thealaskanmike Until Trump Fires him....he is good about that
2 dangerfan Blunt... well played.
13 John_Bot My neighbor was in line for this job. Didn't take it because you either career suicide like What is having to do or you go against your morals. Glad that the position was filled by a good guy, hope he has a good outlook after all this.