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Russia had a competitor testing dirty for drugs, but I’m not sure why
Bad Joke Eel
Welp, life goes on
What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
When the job ad says its not cold call because "we have the warmest leads!"
Every damn time....
Its the little things
Sure it's a challenging sport, but it's not very strenuous.
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
My wife is beautiful.
Feels like 9GAG
I'm happy not knowing
I know their mascot is a ghost, but it feels like a ghost town
Seriously I don't know what to do.
Confessions of Selfish Teacher
I feel bad... kind of
Russians are trying to steal our memes
After 13 years of marriage, it’s understandable right?
Shrimp scampi with extra garlic, nom nom nom
For the ladies
I'm stripping the fourth room in my house and have two more to go.
Because with 2 kids under 5, it's the only time I have to myself
Cinemax After Dark Confessions
Out of spite, not for glory
Oh, a reservation?
Every website now.
I'm off every Friday and my wife works, it really helps with the brownie points
I think Megan Fox is making a comeback
It’s okay fellas...
This doesn't seem like a hard choice to me.
After uninstalling Facebook and Messenger upon learning of their awful snooping practises, I still occasionally need to log on via Safari.
How can this meme be real?
I honestly have trouble telling the difference these days
Reading /r/WTF today
It's time for this to stop ladies.
Running a fever.
At this point I'm not sure which makes me weirder, the fact that I enjoy the Star Wars prequels or...
Just spank it in your room by yourself. People only judge you when it's brought to light, go watch GoT, bust a nut and get some sleep.
Is this a huffpo joke?
Do people actually pay attention to the "plot" in porn? Without it being titled, I'd never know "the story." Sort/search by actress, click link, deposit knuckle babies, close.
[It's in reference to Ted Cruz' hypocrisy](
In between a rock and a hard place? Just blame the liberals!