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Title
639
/r/AdviceAnimals rules: Please read before submitting or commenting
6617
"You should respect a woman's natural beauty!"
23415
Miss me with that pumpkin spice bullshit.
1798
Doesn't matter, got boob.
403
My sister everyone....
1606
WHAT am I DOING with my LIFE
411
I do this more than I care to admit.
1857
If Captain America were a redditor.
2913
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208
Every. Single. Time.
123
Went to the grocery store while looking grubby after cleaning the house and working in the yard.
205
The gym trainer asked me why I don't have a trainer and then got angry because I told him I don't feel like paying him 40 bucks to tell me I'm doing everything wrong every week.
107
In his defense, it looked like it really hurt.
147
He has to finish missions in a blizzard!
11702
Silence ensued for at least 2 hours!
2354
Don't do it guys. It's a trap.
158
My first thought when I heard about Trump taking on the national anthem protesters.
4675
Husband made us pho from scratch for dinner, then brought me a slice of chocolate cake with ice cream.
2842
I Quit
383
Non-native English speaker here. This hit me today.
294
My wife everyone, we were talking about getting tattoos...
87
To the people who just moved in and tried to get half a street arrested for throwing parties
45
First time owning a nice watch
190
Went to the aquarium...
27
They had fewer video games though
88
After seeing The White House continue to attack multiple black role models (including NFL and NBA athletes) in the span of less than two weeks
21
My message to Trump after his latest string of tweets
93
You're not scaring me!
86
She gave me permission so I’m sure it’s fine
542
Having an uncommon name
1660
My pregnant wife who has always been petite said the doctor weighed her at 168 pounds. "Only 12 more pounds and you'll be as chubby as me!"
130
I've fapped and seen things no man should have
2884
The Benefits of Being a Junior
58
I wasn't a smart child
32
I meant to say armrests.
1258
Basic Reddit etiquette. Reddetiquette, if you will
5197
I don't play WOW anymore because it's too addicting, but sometimes I really miss it
51595
Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
16
Watching South Park with Ad Block.
1672
And that's why we can never eat at my favorite Chinese restaurant ever again
2267
Why do they have to sell Halloween candy in September?
629 Scout_022 let us not forget he disrespected the wu-tang clan! edit: [context](http://www.thefader.com/2017/08/17/martin-skreli-juror-wu-tang-clan)
67 Woodshadow I get that he thought it was a joke but as a famous person you have a power to influence dumb people so you have to take responsibility for your actions
256 dbouchielsu What's illegal about that??
50 kingeryck Why did he need Hillary's hair? Is he going to cast a spell on her? I thought SHE was the Satanist doing spiritual cookouts or whatever.
155 AlbertFischerIII Hes not dumb. He's pretty smart. He's just never had to deal with real life consequences before.
6 ffkhrocks Threatening Cersei Lannister never went well for anyone.