Your parents know. And. They don't care. They're just happy to have you around.
That's a big reason I go to my parents every week. The food and they have a TV. I also genuinely love my parents and have fun hanging out with them too.
Oh honey, you are always welcome. Always. I will always feed you and your friends. Laundry is iffy, but you can always come over and do it yourself.
You should get married and have kids.
Then you can visit your parents for the free babysitting.
just dont combine the two and eat the tidepods
LPT: We already know, and we're still happy to see you...
Haha my dad was a workaholic that wasn’t around much growing up - mostly pretty sure he just doesn’t like kids. Now that we’re late 20s and pretty chill guys he wants to be part of the crew and constantly wants to buy us shit. Brother and I always tell him “dude, our love is one hundred percent for sale.”
The fact that you can't create a more meaningful relationship with your parents shows a lack of maturity and understanding.