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There's a fine line.
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She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
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How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
915
Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
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After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
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Can't pay your bills and enjoy disrespectng others do ya?
151
Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
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So you have any hand sanitizer?
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Some of my coworkers really need to learn this...
1029
Took me 50 years but finally think I'm adulting...
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Cops being bros
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Attempted peroxide
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Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
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She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
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My friend is an elementary school teacher. She texted me this question last night.
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Sorry but my life is worth 2 of yours.
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Walmart just emailed our promo codes to customers to save $10 off $35. Here’s me doing something that the cheapskates at Walmart will fire me for.
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triple, venti, soy, heavy cream, fat free, extra, extra, at 120 degrees, etc.
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Can anyone relate?
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Let’s bring back a timeless classic.
1621
Leverage
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How I feel living in Canada right now
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Today I found out we have motion sensor lights
15
Shoot the messenger but snobs and rednecks should be able to govern their states, cities and counties their way.
2106
It was worth joining
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Worth it
21
Just lick 'em bro
10
If only everyone had 20/40 vision
35
As a small business owner, I think I'm a great boss
15
But my cigarette count down from 20 to 4 tho..
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This is worse than just firing you on the spot!
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FTFY, Kermit. Or maybe i'm just antisocial? 4403 rollover minutes and counting.
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You never know...
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Does it say April or August? What year is that? Does it smell OK?
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How hard it is to press Stop?
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That'll show her!
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Got into an argument with my Italian uncle about sauce vs gravy
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"I'm a very hands off kind of supervisor" aka "I don't do shit as a supervisor"
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English is Weird (reposted after spelling error...)
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It’s petty I know but it makes me feel better
1625 Not_A_Master Get those sweet 5th level spells.
919 kangareagle At uni, I used to date a girl who was all about the ambition. Get to the next level of whatever. It wasn't even money, but movement. I was more about doing something I liked. I distinctly remember the following conversation: Me: What if I just wanted to be a high school English teacher? What if that's what made me happy? Her: That would be FINE with me. [PAUSE] And then after some time, maybe you'd get to be principal. EDIT: to be clear, this was about careers, not personal growth.
250 Flapjack_Ace She’s probably still a first level Druid.
66 kickin8956 I don’t know my ass from elbow in D&D, is that good? I’m assuming from the other comments it’s good, if so, congrats!
353 PinstripeMonkey My girlfriend is ambitious and fights for what she wants... and I feel aimless yet somewhat content. So far this aspect of our relationship has been pretty well balanced, though it's tough to make long term plans, especially around moving to a new city. Right now she wants to move to LA or California in general because she believes she will thrive there. I'm not crazy about the idea, but I have no real reasons to back it up. Plus she has moved for me once before. So it's not as though we are taking turns moving where the other person wants, but in a way it is sort of my turn to sacrifice a little and defer to her needs. Just needed to get this out there, as it's a recent development. Thanks for listening. Any (not shitty) advice is appreciated. Edit: thanks for all the fantastic input reddit, it's been nice experiencing your caring side. I'll keep reading all comments and try to respond to more tomorrow.
53 PitchforkAssistant Next step, get others to play it with.
30 SinusMonstrum Man I can't wait to get to higher levels in my current DnD campaign. I've never played past level 4 and I'm having so much fun with my Bard.