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When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
There really is no other method for browsing reddit
I live under a rock
At least my cat is adorable.
I think hes busy...
When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
After a couple of years being an EMT.
Good Guy Gord Downie
I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
Really Apple? Really?
It feels good to do something like this...
How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
Don't be That Guy.
My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
This holiday season, just remember...
If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
Absolutely perfect timing
Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
Well that date ended pretty quick
My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
Grandma every thanksgiving..
My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
Bless Your Heart
When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
EA right now
My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
When my seed ratio goes above 1
I hate Christmas!
Reddit, we need to give the FCC the good ole EA treatment
I don't know of Amy conservatives who blame hurricanes on gays. Did I miss it?
I mean....gays do drive cars and shit.
When conservatives blame hurricanes on gays