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Title
633
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4197
"You should respect a woman's natural beauty!"
23127
Miss me with that pumpkin spice bullshit.
1252
Doesn't matter, got boob.
1264
WHAT am I DOING with my LIFE
1746
If Captain America were a redditor.
2797
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149
I do this more than I care to admit.
102
My sister everyone....
135
Every. Single. Time.
11687
Silence ensued for at least 2 hours!
2309
Don't do it guys. It's a trap.
4645
Husband made us pho from scratch for dinner, then brought me a slice of chocolate cake with ice cream.
2805
I Quit
125
The gym trainer asked me why I don't have a trainer and then got angry because I told him I don't feel like paying him 40 bucks to tell me I'm doing everything wrong every week.
351
Non-native English speaker here. This hit me today.
95
He has to finish missions in a blizzard!
58
Went to the grocery store while looking grubby after cleaning the house and working in the yard.
236
My wife everyone, we were talking about getting tattoos...
98
My first thought when I heard about Trump taking on the national anthem protesters.
158
Went to the aquarium...
71
After seeing The White House continue to attack multiple black role models (including NFL and NBA athletes) in the span of less than two weeks
1641
My pregnant wife who has always been petite said the doctor weighed her at 168 pounds. "Only 12 more pounds and you'll be as chubby as me!"
32
In his defense, it looked like it really hurt.
519
Having an uncommon name
42
To the people who just moved in and tried to get half a street arrested for throwing parties
78
You're not scaring me!
117
I've fapped and seen things no man should have
2887
The Benefits of Being a Junior
65
She gave me permission so I’m sure it’s fine
1248
Basic Reddit etiquette. Reddetiquette, if you will
20
First time owning a nice watch
5187
I don't play WOW anymore because it's too addicting, but sometimes I really miss it
46
I wasn't a smart child
51589
Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
1669
And that's why we can never eat at my favorite Chinese restaurant ever again
2262
Why do they have to sell Halloween candy in September?
21
I meant to say armrests.
168
I am 50 and only have known him for 15 years.
2056
When I emerge from the bathroom after a half hour of diarrhea and my roommate asks what the hell I was doing in there
11
My friend needed change for a parking meter so he bought a gum.
26 Brobacca At least Chinese food is cheap
8 lil_mikey1 r/pcmasterrace is VERY disappointed in you.
3 studdlypig How do you know my wife?
3 cbrackenak This how US Congress works. They are called "budget cuts".
12 mdogm $1100 would get you fuck all in Australia, sadly
2 swiftskill To be fair, you need to eat more than you need to buy a gaming rig
2 action_lawyer_comics A week later, buys the rig anyway.
2 Cashatoo Chance of being disappointed by Chinese food: 50% Chance of being disappointed by PC games: 0%
2 HuskyPupper possible solution? learn to make Chinese food?
1 Incendax $1100 worth of Chinese Food? :D
1 badgeringthewitness It's the equivalent of "I didn't eat junk food today, so I don't need to workout."
1 gets_that_reference_ Still a $1090 savings! ... DAMNIT BRAIN