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"You should respect a woman's natural beauty!"
Miss me with that pumpkin spice bullshit.
Doesn't matter, got boob.
My sister everyone....
WHAT am I DOING with my LIFE
I do this more than I care to admit.
If Captain America were a redditor.
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Every. Single. Time.
Went to the grocery store while looking grubby after cleaning the house and working in the yard.
The gym trainer asked me why I don't have a trainer and then got angry because I told him I don't feel like paying him 40 bucks to tell me I'm doing everything wrong every week.
In his defense, it looked like it really hurt.
He has to finish missions in a blizzard!
Silence ensued for at least 2 hours!
Don't do it guys. It's a trap.
My first thought when I heard about Trump taking on the national anthem protesters.
Husband made us pho from scratch for dinner, then brought me a slice of chocolate cake with ice cream.
Non-native English speaker here. This hit me today.
My wife everyone, we were talking about getting tattoos...
To the people who just moved in and tried to get half a street arrested for throwing parties
First time owning a nice watch
Went to the aquarium...
They had fewer video games though
After seeing The White House continue to attack multiple black role models (including NFL and NBA athletes) in the span of less than two weeks
My message to Trump after his latest string of tweets
You're not scaring me!
She gave me permission so I’m sure it’s fine
Having an uncommon name
My pregnant wife who has always been petite said the doctor weighed her at 168 pounds. "Only 12 more pounds and you'll be as chubby as me!"
I've fapped and seen things no man should have
The Benefits of Being a Junior
I wasn't a smart child
I meant to say armrests.
Basic Reddit etiquette. Reddetiquette, if you will
I don't play WOW anymore because it's too addicting, but sometimes I really miss it
Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
Watching South Park with Ad Block.
And that's why we can never eat at my favorite Chinese restaurant ever again
Why do they have to sell Halloween candy in September?
Saved by the dryer