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Title
630
/r/AdviceAnimals rules: Please read before submitting or commenting
12688
47 year old dad confession
5985
So Trump is reportedly furious at his chief of staff John Kelly for saying that his Mexican border wall pledges during the campaign were “uninformed”
841
Terrible Tiger
411
That’s not the point...
702
Pulling upvotes out of thin air
530
Managers of Reddit, please keep this in mind, especially during cold and flu season. (SO's coworker forced to work with flu, now everyone's getting it. The kids and I are probably next.)
15416
If the shoe fits
436
I ded. Of embarrassment.
78
I’m grown but it still bothers me
83
My sister in law got pissed and bitched to my wife about me because I asked for either her or her daughter to log out of our Netflix so I could relax and watch something after a 14 hour work day.
20341
Another one of my SO's coworkers pulled this shit. She stopped swapping shifts, but this person wouldn't let up
58
It took all I had to muster a straight face while she was talking.
3392
I’ve been really busy at home.
215
In the south, we are on lockdown because of icy roads
109
My cousin just started selling shitty jewelry. Hopefully she doesn't try to spread that cancer in the family.
106
Seriously, what's wrong with just submitting a resume and filling out some basic info?
28
Look! Stormy Daniels! Pay no attention to the Fusion GPS Testimony. Boobs!
64
No escape from the bad luck penguin
216
Why do people seem to think it's their job?
85
I was dating a lady I met on tinder for a short stint. She was amazing and I'm really going to miss her. She told me this when she said she was divorced.
22
A month sober. I feel worse.
99
some advice for our president
1302
I've never been around a nude woman who didn't want to have sex.
276
Mistakenly told the guy in the cube next to me about my struggles trying to get pregnant
50
You know that whole "social contract" thing, where if somebody asks you how old you think they are you subtract five years off your actual guess? Yeah.
44
Some people give up with the marker method because they can't get over so they just start cutting people off
123
Haha anon, you really crack me up!
22
What he hell is happening with Reddit today?
37
Changing diapers in the middle of the night is a whole lot easier.
20
Win-win for the long-winded
104
I think it's like a chat room with skype or something.
47
Use Chrome? Just installed something mid-browse that requires restarting Chrome for the change to take affect (i.e. Adobe Flash)? Remember this!
9
Is this new or am I just now noticing?
35
A thought my roommate had while arguing about how shallow our bowls are
960
I just learned of this and will stop doing it.
42
15 GB at my disposal, and I used 0.2 GB
13
She'll never know right?
3038
Scumbag Youtube logic
50896
So YouTube just decided to demonetize all their smaller content creators by implementing a treshold of 1000 subscribers and 4000 hours of watchtime in the past year in order to remain partner
9
Overly manly man’s overly harsh take on current events.
3 MarcoMaroon How fast can you run up the stairs? Have you timed yourself?
2 drunkenmonkey22 Enjoy being able to run up the stairs, and do it as often as you can, because then you'll be able to do it for (years) longer. -A person who limps up the stairs when the elevator is out.
2 CountChoculahh Fantasy sports?! Me too.
1 SailorVanIndium I'm a 51 year-old man and I love to run up the empty stairs next to crowded escalators at public venues just because I can.