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Title
635
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37618
I’m just too old
855
The ladies bathroom at work. 18 out the 30 stalls aren’t even useable. To all the disgusting fucks out there
13112
This is why I don't hang out with couples.
428
Well, that backfired...
302
This shouldn't be a controversial statement..
275
Watching MILF porn when you're 40 and you're like
556
Don’t forget the unnecessarily complex password
273
Seeing this a lot in college kids recently
82
This gun control discussion is just on the cusp of tackling the real issue
320
Apparently it was not a two way street
101
After hearing the crowd at CPAC agree with Trump that the first year of his presidency was the greatest in the nation's history
87
After watching a spa automatically add 20% to my wife’s bill for gratuity...
18
When I see that punchable face, safe to say the last word I think of is "courage".
37
When my gf tells me she prefers communication through body language over verbal language
34
Apparently these things are the only way to cook now.
60
Only a little weird
32
After seeing a 14-year-old Florida shooting survivor call out Melania Trump for not doing anything while Donald Trump Jr. cyberbullied her
24
Hypocrisy at its finest
103
All I could think of in this gun debate
128
I was never as into the role-playing as she was, but we had fun together. This morning was almost frightening.
419
Thinking about seeing Black Panther.
91
The sheriff got 18 calls about Nikolas Cruz's violence, threats and guns. 18. Fucking. Calls.
8
I don't know why, but it does
79
Listening to a podcast when I suddenly realize something
38
Stop. The life you save may be your own.
139
With all these video games in the theaters
44
I'm trying to poop in peace here, dude.
17
First time time new car buyer
1432
I am a master of conversation
4097
If only laughs paid the bills
12
After a close call with a dog today I have some words for those shop online.
4
Not trynna Ted Cruz my roommate
3
Sometimes it’s the only way I can get my girlfriend to help me clean
18
Ever since I heard this idea mentioned I can't get the comparison out of my mind.
19
My fiance, talking about her mental health and tidiness.
4
Define Irony
7
Rick Gates pleads guilty to lying and conspiracy against the United States
18
Guess I’ll have to find a new car wash again
4
Why arm and train teachers when the real solution is much easier?
399
A question for the Florida sheriff's deputy who stayed outside the high school while 17 people were gunned down
902 Thor4269 Swipe right on people you like Left on people you don't
233 Jokonaught I got divorced this year after being married to my wife for 17 years. I have no idea wtf is going on.
256 707RiverRat Came to the comments for the answer. Still confused. Never change, Reddit. Never change.
68 PM_ME_BOOBPIX If she's right for you, swipe right. If it's your crazy ex who left you, swipe left.
77 I_have_no_use Its easy man, just go sinistral for no, and dextral for yes.
13 tenebris_spiritus My wife's a 5 swipe Tinder... swipe. Yah, me too. No idea.
34 Grandmashmeedle My husband and I both downloaded it to see what it was. It's hilarious and fun to swipe together. But then he didn't get any matches and was sad.