Score
Title
634
/r/AdviceAnimals rules: Please read before submitting or commenting
3884
But you know, priorities
46355
True story
17577
When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
1145
My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
387
There really is no other method for browsing reddit
185
I live under a rock
712
At least my cat is adorable.
584
When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
35956
When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
60
I think hes busy...
200
After a couple of years being an EMT.
188
I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
73
Good Guy Gord Downie
56
At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
27
I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
146
Really Apple? Really?
84
How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
306
Don't be That Guy.
68
Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
1953
My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
3790
This holiday season, just remember...
103
When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
11
It feels good to do something like this...
59
Absolutely perfect timing
22
If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
66
Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
44
Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
23
Well that date ended pretty quick
23
My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
10
Grandma every thanksgiving..
40
The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
13
When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
9
My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
16
How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
151
Bless Your Heart
9
EA right now
75
When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
678
My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
20
When my seed ratio goes above 1
752
Double standards everywhere
42 TheRealMewt Equifax: "Hold my beer."
29 Milhouse801 One broke person to another. Watch out on your taxes that's where this breach will fuck the poor credit score peeps.
23 Grn_blt_primo Good news OP. You can now purchase someone else's identity and fuck it up with your poor money management. Enjoy!
6 tecomancat Wish they would have wiped peoples debts away as well
7 brooshkin My mental image is the "You have no power here" meme when I think about those rat bastards. My credit is so fucked there is nothing, short of murder, they could do to affect me. When I think about how much that shit used to worry me I become even more at peace.
7 JazzFan418 I told my wife last night that her information had been taken and she took a drink and laughed then said "Pfft, good luck doing anything with it"
4 Jakerz_94 Where does one check their status of this and more over how do we now prevent it?
2 mcfuddlebutt It's fucked.......Now.....When you clean up your shit, though. Then you gonna bees in truuublleeeee
1 Jmonkeh You are severely underestimating banks' desire to sell additional credit cards to poor people with shitty credit scores.
1 WeeTater They got me too, and whomever tried using it caused my already garbage credit score to plummet far into oblivion. It took me years to creep it up and now all that effort is gone.
1 GeneralSeay Actual question here, do I have to worry about this if I've never had a credit card? I wouldn't imagine so.
1 bubbav22 Maybe your credit will go up!