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8391
No one’s impressed by your shitty taste in music
2352
Bad Joke Eel
23267
Welp, life goes on
2328
Ruined it for everyone.
13937
Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
16186
Its the little things
2688
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
6025
My wife is beautiful.
3125
Feels like 9GAG
146
Every damn time....
95
What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
69
For the ladies
88
I'm stripping the fourth room in my house and have two more to go.
74
Seriously I don't know what to do.
116
Makes sense
301
I'm off every Friday and my wife works, it really helps with the brownie points
146
Every website now.
270
It’s okay fellas...
169
This doesn't seem like a hard choice to me.
12420
It's time for this to stop ladies.
44
Out of spite, not for glory
19
Sean Bean can't get a rest
15681
I'm in my late 20's and just started online dating.
526
Single friend just dropped a truth bomb
77
Every time I go to youtube.com. Is it really that hard?
8
Oh, a reservation?
17
Several states are considering laws that will allow teachers to carry guns in class...
723
Seems like an obvious courtesy...
25
It has been really helpful when I am homesick...
31
One day of meds for Strep and you’re feeling better? And you want to go out partying?
13
That's how you start conversations, right?
4
As someone who's roommate does this often. No-one wants to listen to your damned fighting!
4
It is really better than RoastMe...
32933
Something I've learned about dating that I think guys who feel nervous about a first date should know
4
Confession cat doesn't want to
2316
It really does pay off.
4
Can you really blame me
65
Thank you Jesus
13
Congress could just act on stuff to make everything better for everyone at anytime.
52
Just take your bananas and go
35 kkehoe5 Government employees are not getting paid during the shutdown. But don’t worry, Congress made sure they still get paid.
123 Death_S_Talker85 For clarification, the shutdown is over how they *will* spend the money you give them during the *upcoming* year, **not** for money you gave them during the *last* year... But, yeah, it IS kinda ridiculous... Edit: formatting for clarity after learning how to format text in Reddit App
47 funkboxing And yet these clowns keep getting elected
14 illadope Someone eli5 to me what happens now?
48 TyeDyeGuy21 If we're lucky it won't reopen. Edit: It's a joke, friends.
4 Nathan2055 Fun fact: the US is the only country where government shutdowns are possible. Under a parliamentary system like what most EU states use, failure to pass a budget automatically triggers an election. Since, you know, a government too incompetent to fund itself probably can’t govern effectively.
7 moronicuniform Rules for thee but not for me
20 Bokbreath You’d be surprised at how little we need them for.
2 pby1000 Our Federal Income tax money does not go where people think it goes...