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90% of the public comments to the FCC about Net Neutrality are fake you say?
3272
To my brother and brother-in-law who declare Senator Franken must resign.
1156
Never forget the real heroes
8518
Trying to save her reputation and treat me like a fool, that's the ticket
2909
To the employee who actually stopped and asked if I needed anything during a hectic Black Friday sale.
394
I like to think of Interstellar as an ironic sequel to Dazed and Confused.
595
No stress today
304
At least I know what she really thinks about me.
329
The FCC never cared what we had to say, corruption investigation is our only route now.
23852
Waiting for the killer deals
198
Is Reddit loading slower for anybody else?
103
Never thought I'd have to filter 'net neutrality'.
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I'm on call this week...
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Net Neutrality shouldn’t be a partisan issue.
572
Not saying you can't ever have kids. Just be smart about it. No reason they should suffer, too.
2194
The local theater near me just opened after renovations yesterday. They now have a fully stocked bar, which will surely make my viewing of Justice League this weekend more tolerable.
3860
Can we just let them be fucking characters for once?!
237
A company that actually supports Net Neutrality
4126
Seriously, make sure the bird is thawed.
19
I had a full trash can and completely forgot, luckily they had my back. Thanks to all of y'all!
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Not taking Net Neutrality seriously is a hanging offense.
15
Ladies and gentlemen, meet my sister in law
563
Having dinner with my fiancé’s parents, she says she wants to take the whole month off for the wedding. Me: “We still have time to get you on maternity leave by then.”
16
It even came out my nose
195
when half of reddit is asleep at the wheel. . .
1426
Paying for my Starbucks in the drive through and I was in the Holiday spirit. I wanted to bless someone. However, right now I cannot bless a family of 3.
28
Thank y'all
14
The word "stocking" completely left my mind.
557
My perspective on net neutrality in my neighborhood.
6
Tryptophan isn't horse tranquilizer. Plenty of foods have as much or more of it than turkey does.
49
I had to by some cold medicine and I'm thankful some stores were open. I usually work all holidays and know the struggle.
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Keep it in America
4
It doesn't even need to be the holiday season.
8
To any parent giving their child video games for Christmas this year
120
"You didn't see anything, right Jim?" -- "I saw nothing, heard no evil, saying no..."
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Had a bad thanksgiving last year due to one of my siblings getting in my face and screaming about how bad I was for not voting for Trump. This year I'm sticking to this idea.
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TFW you close all the tabs
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To the people saying the internet worked fine before net neutrality was "created" in 2015
2
Me every year around this time.
39
This happens every year. I order my parents’ Christmas presents online, have the gifts delivered to their house, and beg them not to open any parcels they get until Christmas Day.
23 batpunk I live in Tuscaloosa and haven't met a single person that thinks tua tagovailoa is a foreigner.
17 kgunnar One of the many contradicting arguments they made was that Obama's birth certificate was modified to make his DOB AFTER Hawaii became a state, as if his being born in a US territory would somehow disqualify him. Also note that his opponent, John McCain, was born in a US territory (Panama Canal Zone) and this fact was not a problem to the same people.
12 GlastonBerry48 The Birth Certificate "conspiracy" is one of the dumbest and most pointless witch hunts in American history. His mother is an American citizen, she could have birthed him on the moon and he'd still be a natural born American citizen.
3 jayelwhitedear My husband and I went to Maui for our honeymoon. You would not believe how many people asked us if we had our passports ready.
11 Graphitetshirt No, its because he was black, had a funny muslim name and because Hannity, etc told them so
1 YogiAU Reminds me of a time in college (in Alabama) when during a drunken exchange of words with some girls at a Waffle House (again see Alabama) led to them insulting my roommate as not being an American. He promptly responded asking when Hawaii stopped being a state.
1 karpet_overkill Or that it was found to be a forgery. Whatever.