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6617
"You should respect a woman's natural beauty!"
23415
Miss me with that pumpkin spice bullshit.
1798
Doesn't matter, got boob.
403
My sister everyone....
1606
WHAT am I DOING with my LIFE
411
I do this more than I care to admit.
1857
If Captain America were a redditor.
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208
Every. Single. Time.
123
Went to the grocery store while looking grubby after cleaning the house and working in the yard.
205
The gym trainer asked me why I don't have a trainer and then got angry because I told him I don't feel like paying him 40 bucks to tell me I'm doing everything wrong every week.
107
In his defense, it looked like it really hurt.
147
He has to finish missions in a blizzard!
11702
Silence ensued for at least 2 hours!
2354
Don't do it guys. It's a trap.
158
My first thought when I heard about Trump taking on the national anthem protesters.
4675
Husband made us pho from scratch for dinner, then brought me a slice of chocolate cake with ice cream.
2842
I Quit
383
Non-native English speaker here. This hit me today.
294
My wife everyone, we were talking about getting tattoos...
87
To the people who just moved in and tried to get half a street arrested for throwing parties
45
First time owning a nice watch
190
Went to the aquarium...
27
They had fewer video games though
88
After seeing The White House continue to attack multiple black role models (including NFL and NBA athletes) in the span of less than two weeks
21
My message to Trump after his latest string of tweets
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You're not scaring me!
86
She gave me permission so I’m sure it’s fine
542
Having an uncommon name
1660
My pregnant wife who has always been petite said the doctor weighed her at 168 pounds. "Only 12 more pounds and you'll be as chubby as me!"
130
I've fapped and seen things no man should have
2884
The Benefits of Being a Junior
58
I wasn't a smart child
32
I meant to say armrests.
1258
Basic Reddit etiquette. Reddetiquette, if you will
5197
I don't play WOW anymore because it's too addicting, but sometimes I really miss it
51595
Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
16
Watching South Park with Ad Block.
1672
And that's why we can never eat at my favorite Chinese restaurant ever again
2267
Why do they have to sell Halloween candy in September?
23 batpunk I live in Tuscaloosa and haven't met a single person that thinks tua tagovailoa is a foreigner.
19 kgunnar One of the many contradicting arguments they made was that Obama's birth certificate was modified to make his DOB AFTER Hawaii became a state, as if his being born in a US territory would somehow disqualify him. Also note that his opponent, John McCain, was born in a US territory (Panama Canal Zone) and this fact was not a problem to the same people.
12 GlastonBerry48 The Birth Certificate "conspiracy" is one of the dumbest and most pointless witch hunts in American history. His mother is an American citizen, she could have birthed him on the moon and he'd still be a natural born American citizen.
3 jayelwhitedear My husband and I went to Maui for our honeymoon. You would not believe how many people asked us if we had our passports ready.
10 Graphitetshirt No, its because he was black, had a funny muslim name and because Hannity, etc told them so
1 YogiAU Reminds me of a time in college (in Alabama) when during a drunken exchange of words with some girls at a Waffle House (again see Alabama) led to them insulting my roommate as not being an American. He promptly responded asking when Hawaii stopped being a state.
1 karpet_overkill Or that it was found to be a forgery. Whatever.