Score
Title
639
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37622
I’m just too old
854
The ladies bathroom at work. 18 out the 30 stalls aren’t even useable. To all the disgusting fucks out there
13107
This is why I don't hang out with couples.
431
Well, that backfired...
299
This shouldn't be a controversial statement..
273
Watching MILF porn when you're 40 and you're like
556
Don’t forget the unnecessarily complex password
273
Seeing this a lot in college kids recently
83
This gun control discussion is just on the cusp of tackling the real issue
310
Apparently it was not a two way street
101
After hearing the crowd at CPAC agree with Trump that the first year of his presidency was the greatest in the nation's history
83
After watching a spa automatically add 20% to my wife’s bill for gratuity...
18
When I see that punchable face, safe to say the last word I think of is "courage".
40
When my gf tells me she prefers communication through body language over verbal language
30
Apparently these things are the only way to cook now.
61
Only a little weird
27
After seeing a 14-year-old Florida shooting survivor call out Melania Trump for not doing anything while Donald Trump Jr. cyberbullied her
27
Hypocrisy at its finest
100
All I could think of in this gun debate
133
I was never as into the role-playing as she was, but we had fun together. This morning was almost frightening.
421
Thinking about seeing Black Panther.
93
The sheriff got 18 calls about Nikolas Cruz's violence, threats and guns. 18. Fucking. Calls.
9
I don't know why, but it does
74
Listening to a podcast when I suddenly realize something
41
Stop. The life you save may be your own.
143
With all these video games in the theaters
44
I'm trying to poop in peace here, dude.
19
First time time new car buyer
1439
I am a master of conversation
4098
If only laughs paid the bills
14
After a close call with a dog today I have some words for those shop online.
4
Not trynna Ted Cruz my roommate
4
Sometimes it’s the only way I can get my girlfriend to help me clean
21
Ever since I heard this idea mentioned I can't get the comparison out of my mind.
18
My fiance, talking about her mental health and tidiness.
3
Define Irony
5
Rick Gates pleads guilty to lying and conspiracy against the United States
20
Guess I’ll have to find a new car wash again
5
Why arm and train teachers when the real solution is much easier?
401
A question for the Florida sheriff's deputy who stayed outside the high school while 17 people were gunned down