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10009
I wish companies would just fuck off with that shit.
3750
Great article In the New York Times about monkeys understanding the value of currency
36042
Listen...I'm really sorry
1936
Not sure why this bothers me, but he is setting a bad example.
538
My kitchen is looking very nice today.
22957
I'm looking at you centurylink internet...
582
Maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
380
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
144
It's The Little Things
271
BF talking about his grandfather – a BEEkeeper who raises BEES
45
GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight.
1633
Hey Jeff Sessions - shut up about marijuana already. You're not going to win this one.
34361
Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents
50
I had been looking forward to this snack and movie for about a week. They still tasted fine.
26
My favorite bartender!
39
Netflix and chill was so 2013..
62
So satisfying
21
My day can't get much worse either
10914
Brags About How They Don't Have a TV
501
You cut me deep, automod
49
You’ve saved my hide a few times now!
27
Suddenly occurred to me...
26
Most people call her Cass anyway, but I always made fun of her for it myself too. I guess I'm a jerk.
85
I almost had it this time.
6
Gotta love ski bums. Needless to say, I politely declined.
174
It's as good as the person who assembled it.
2320
My coffee struggle is real.
3568
I'll see your dog, and raise you a human relationship
7
After hearing the results of Trump’s physical exam...
7
When the Pope "apologizes for 'irreparable damage' by pedophile priests"
6
My company fucked up so bad hiring this guy- he has no idea what he's doing
13
As an adult man living in the south, enjoying our annual snow dusting with freezing hands...
7
Do you not know how to set aside time for a morning routine?
246
It's just basic common courtesy, especially during flu season...or at least it used to be...
8
The second half of Star Trek: Discovery’s first season has been surprisingly good now that they’ve fully embraced what people loved in the original series
100
Guess who got a whoping 16 minutes later
10
I wish companies would really fuck off with this shit.
21
How little this wasn't in the news cycle made me realize the distressing new normal.
11
I didn’t even realize Ariz Ansari had a TV show until Grace accused him of being a terrible lover
6
When I have no idea why my transmission is making that "GrrrKhKhKhKh" sound
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42 randyrhoadscholar That’s some 10th dimensional vampire backgammon
26 drunkuniversity Or to deflect so people are distracted from his actual policies.
9 wigg1es Southpark said shit like 90 times. They didn't go anywhere.
3 fartlekbritches I love the s-hole abbreviation that outlets are using, sounds like asshole
2 Phyre36 Nah, worst case is that the FCC could slap them with a fine.
3 ButtsexEurope You want conspiracy Keanu.
1 slaindragonz Eli5?
1 doggscube That morning was fun. First NPR was only referring to the word. Then trump said he never said it and I could imagine the NPR programming guy saying “oh hell no” because the next hour they said the actual word.
1 snemand That would mean Trump listens to advisors and doesn't just spout the whatever nonsense comes into his head at any given moment.
-11 Kaarous Other way around. The media needed a distraction from how well Korea is going, despite their slavering pronouncements that it would end badly. Meanwhile the Norks come to the table for the first time in a long time.
-1 BaltimoreNerdo These guys aren't smart enough to 1) think it up and 2) pull it off.
0 hingadingaburgen Well honestly if ajit pai can help stop me from seeing these shite memes recomended to me on r/all then losing most internet is the sacrifice I'm willing to make. Fuck you normies
-4 chumchilla Well, since Trump didn't say the word shithole, this is all just liberal projection anyway.