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I wish companies would just fuck off with that shit.
Great article In the New York Times about monkeys understanding the value of currency
My kitchen is looking very nice today.
GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight.
Listen...I'm really sorry
I'm looking at you centurylink internet...
Maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
My day can't get much worse either
It's The Little Things
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
My favorite bartender!
Gotta love ski bums. Needless to say, I politely declined.
My company fucked up so bad hiring this guy- he has no idea what he's doing
BF talking about his grandfather – a BEEkeeper who raises BEES
Recoup your losses
Wrong lever, my ass
I had been looking forward to this snack and movie for about a week. They still tasted fine.
Hey Jeff Sessions - shut up about marijuana already. You're not going to win this one.
TIL Most colleges have the ability to do this
Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents
You’ve saved my hide a few times now!
People tend to forget all logic when it comes to selling their old stuff
Do you not know how to set aside time for a morning routine?
Just got home, girlfriend is gone, locked myself in the bedroom to jerk off
After hearing the results of Trump’s physical exam...
Suddenly occurred to me...
Brags About How They Don't Have a TV
You cut me deep, automod
I mean really
I wish companies would really fuck off with this shit.
So long Apple Music and Prime HBO
As an adult man living in the south, enjoying our annual snow dusting with freezing hands...
When I have no idea why my transmission is making that "GrrrKhKhKhKh" sound
I almost had it this time.
Most people call her Cass anyway, but I always made fun of her for it myself too. I guess I'm a jerk.
The second half of Star Trek: Discovery’s first season has been surprisingly good now that they’ve fully embraced what people loved in the original series
It's as good as the person who assembled it.
How little this wasn't in the news cycle made me realize the distressing new normal.
My coffee struggle is real.
I Survived The Hawaii Nuclear scare ?