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Title
635
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20737
I wish companies would just fuck off with that shit.
7043
Great article In the New York Times about monkeys understanding the value of currency
2591
My kitchen is looking very nice today.
807
GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight.
36924
Listen...I'm really sorry
23346
I'm looking at you centurylink internet...
943
Maybe he's just ahead of the curve.
195
My day can't get much worse either
301
It's The Little Things
614
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
173
My favorite bartender!
123
Gotta love ski bums. Needless to say, I politely declined.
89
My company fucked up so bad hiring this guy- he has no idea what he's doing
340
BF talking about his grandfather – a BEEkeeper who raises BEES
51
Recoup your losses
24
Wrong lever, my ass
87
I had been looking forward to this snack and movie for about a week. They still tasted fine.
125
So satisfying
1669
Hey Jeff Sessions - shut up about marijuana already. You're not going to win this one.
15
TIL Most colleges have the ability to do this
34382
Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents
82
You’ve saved my hide a few times now!
18
People tend to forget all logic when it comes to selling their old stuff
21
Do you not know how to set aside time for a morning routine?
17
Just got home, girlfriend is gone, locked myself in the bedroom to jerk off
22
After hearing the results of Trump’s physical exam...
41
Suddenly occurred to me...
10946
Brags About How They Don't Have a TV
533
You cut me deep, automod
13
I mean really
26
I wish companies would really fuck off with this shit.
7
So long Apple Music and Prime HBO
29
As an adult man living in the south, enjoying our annual snow dusting with freezing hands...
18
When I have no idea why my transmission is making that "GrrrKhKhKhKh" sound
89
I almost had it this time.
30
Most people call her Cass anyway, but I always made fun of her for it myself too. I guess I'm a jerk.
12
The second half of Star Trek: Discovery’s first season has been surprisingly good now that they’ve fully embraced what people loved in the original series
188
It's as good as the person who assembled it.
39
How little this wasn't in the news cycle made me realize the distressing new normal.
2334
My coffee struggle is real.