That baby is 100% pooping.
Reminds me of a closing shift I worked back when I was a smiling drone for Chick-fil-A. What we did was when the clock struck 10 PM, we kicked the customers out and locked the doors, but we kept the lights on so we could wrap things up inside and take off later. We lock the doors and a minute later at most, some dude comes and tries the doors. I dunno what the hell he was expecting considering even if he came in five minutes earlier, he would have multiple people ready to put him in the trash compactor. Anyway, he felt the doors were locked and probably saw me staring, so he went back the way he came. I shrugged it off, clocked out, threw on my jacket, and went outside to find this guy standing near his car talking on his phone. He spots my red uniform under my jacket and asks me with full sincerity if we were closed. I don’t know how I didn’t make him feel like an idiot then and there, but let’s say I was more careful back then. However, I didn’t even look at this guy as I ran to my car. I simply said something along the lines of “yes, we’re closed.” and got to my car.
Easily one of the densest people who tried the doors when we were closed...
The movie theater I worked at had about 10 doors in the front. We opened the rightmost door for employees in the morning before opening.
It happened multiple times where someone would start at one of the leftmost doors, try every single door until they found the one open one, casually walk in and ask for a ticket.
At least they would ask. I worked closing shift at Home Depot 3 years. An hour before closing we'd lock the garden register and gate. 30 mins later the Pro desk would get closed out and start making announcements every 10 mins that the store was about to close. When closing happened, half the lights in the store would turn off, the signs out front would turn off, we'd lock the front doors, and turn off the motion detector to the exit doors from the outside. Almost every night would get that one person who was trying to get in and realizing the last stragglers were going out the exit would either try to rush in or pry the exit doors open. When we would tell them we're closed they would just run into the store ignoring us. One guy ran in trying to buy a dozen or so plants. We would shut all but one of the registers. If the person didn't come back within 5 mins we shut the whole thing down. It's amazing how much people lose their shit when they pull crap like that.
"I'll just be a minute, I know exactly what I want."
"No, we're open. But you have to force your way in."
Running on 2 hours of sleep. Some questions swimming around right now:
Are you the baby? If so, is the customer coming back tomorrow to get you out of the store? Do you work at the store as a baby? How do you reach the store shelves? Who hires a baby to work at the store?
Answering won't hurt you. Arrogant retail employees are a pet peeve.