"Let's go to the bedroom"
"Well ok, but that's a weird fucking place to keep your coffee maker."
You gotta tell her you don't drink coffe and then walk away
I was out with a girl shopping and she wanted to look at underwear. I'm like ok I'll just go look at dude's stuff.....
I was like 19 and naive and still uncomfortable with that section of the store.
I remember my mate was on a date many years ago, a girl invited him in for a coffee. He said no thanks, I don't like coffee
I can’t drink coffee late at night. It keeps me up. ~George Costanza.
"I like your glasses"
"I'm sorry, they're not for sale"
This was me when I lost my virginity. I was playing video games in the middle of the night with this girl. She kept interrupting the game to kiss me, climb on top of me, all that stuff, but I didn’t think it was leading to anything more so I just kept playing. Then she said: “let’s go to your bedroom” and I replied “why? There’s literally only a bed in there. The video games and stuff are out here. “ It took like 30 more minutes of convincing from her but we finally went to my bedroom (I was thinking “wtf, why does she want to see my bed?”) and she started taking off clothes. That’s when I think I finally figured out what was going on.
People pay more for *extra virgin* olive oil. But I describe myself that way and suddenly it's a bad thing.
That's actually, probably, your key to success. You came across as genuine and sincere. When she pushed forward you most likely put out a signal that backs my previous statement. Props for not panicking in the situation. Well done sir. Well done.