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There's a fine line.
727
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
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Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
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How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
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After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
1852
Can't pay your bills and enjoy disrespectng others do ya?
164
Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
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So you have any hand sanitizer?
64
Some of my coworkers really need to learn this...
20
Some of us don't enjoy being criminals.
86
Cops being bros
1040
Took me 50 years but finally think I'm adulting...
29
Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
38
Attempted peroxide
20
She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
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Can anyone relate?
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My friend is an elementary school teacher. She texted me this question last night.
42
Sorry but my life is worth 2 of yours.
18
Walmart just emailed our promo codes to customers to save $10 off $35. Here’s me doing something that the cheapskates at Walmart will fire me for.
32
triple, venti, soy, heavy cream, fat free, extra, extra, at 120 degrees, etc.
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Let’s bring back a timeless classic.
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Leverage
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How I feel living in Canada right now
17
Shoot the messenger but snobs and rednecks should be able to govern their states, cities and counties their way.
548
Today I found out we have motion sensor lights
2109
It was worth joining
402
Worth it
10
If only everyone had 20/40 vision
24
Just lick 'em bro
3
Guess I'll be fapping to a better looking version of my ex wife after the movie.
3
Does it say April or August? What year is that? Does it smell OK?
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But my cigarette count down from 20 to 4 tho..
39
As a small business owner, I think I'm a great boss
35
This is worse than just firing you on the spot!
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FTFY, Kermit. Or maybe i'm just antisocial? 4403 rollover minutes and counting.
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You never know...
5
If you lease a vehicle, get gap insurance
5
Got into an argument with my Italian uncle about sauce vs gravy
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Bad kid joke.
2
420
118 Xellith That or you can use it as a "oh shit been here before" alarm and add some details as to why you stopped talking.
31 Ounceofwhiskey That happened to me a few years back. She had been my manager at a job that I had for all of 6 months before quitting for a better job. Neither of us had recognized each other until her number popped up in my phone and we figured it out. Still went on a few dates afterwards.
48 kibblznbitz OP such a player he forgets chicks he's already picked up
18 0xD153A53 "I already have Domino's Pizza in my phone...huh..."
11 kpness When I was using Tinder regularly, I would remove a girl shortly after we stopped talking. One time I matched with a girl and we started talking, then we exchanged numbers. She messaged me that said we had talked previously, and so I asked what happened. Apparently she lived a bit away and I tried to convince her to come visit me. She didn't want to make the hour long trip, so I stopped trying. Guess the Tinder world wore her down, because she was willing to come the second time around. Thanks Tinder world lol
8 Unexpressionist This happened to me before and I thought it was a sign but she just curved me a second time so that was cool.
11 666Gold666 Step 1) clean out phone Step 2) increase situational awareness