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Title
636
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12274
Strolling through Toys'R'Us with my daughter when suddenly...
4611
When a local furniture commercial makes the volume of their commercial twice as loud as every other commercial
1116
Shopping from Canada in the U.S., online.
52396
Wife: "I wish I was a trophy wife." Me: "You are a trophy wife! You're a participation trophy! :D "
3749
When that cute girl from high school wants to randomly reconnect after years of no contact to go "have lunch"
4748
You can't get worked up about something if you don't care about anything.
985
Call Your Senators About Cassidy-Graham. Enough Is Enough.
1738
She cared more about what people thought than her actions
572
My recent job experience
131
Worth it.
261
Don't tell them what you don't want them to know.
104
My 3 year old getting into the car today...
6323
I knew something was wrong!
113
Thank goodness for trip cancelation insurance
125
What a time to be alive
24
I couldn't be happier for a moment... I just don't get it
130
Nicest old woman I have ever met.
145
It's time to change my password at work
183
Wise beyond my years, I guess.
32
Dad always said "only burn as many bridges as you gotta to win the war"
383
Day job struggles
79
A reminder in light of the Kevin Hart incident
452
I'm ashamed of the leadership in this country.
23025
Just heard this in my dorm.
207
I know some of you guys have done this before.
5
When I see an ad in the middle of a video on Facebook
18
I really do have the best boss
81
So satisfying...
36
Me on the drive to work this morning
152
After every natural disaster....
13
The unfortunate reality of Tinder
2761
After seeing John Kelly literally facepalm in reaction to Trump's UN speech
46
The lady on the phone said nobody else was having trouble, just me
192
In the end, it doesn't even matter
209
After living pay check to pay check
25
I know he's trying to be thorough, but can we get the show started!?
73
The good ol' switcheroo
86
Didn't think this needed to be said, but ladies...
11
Floored it past someone after being stuck behind them for 6 no-passing-zone miles at 15mph only for them to stop beside me at the next red light and ask "what my hurry is"...
34
Popup ad tried to circumvent uBlock Origin by invoking Chrome PDF Viewer. It got blocked anyway.
5734 EL_CHEETO_BURRITO You're leaving us hanging, OP. What did your gf say when you told her?
2726 icantrecallaccnt About three and a half years ago I made an offer on a house. On a return visit to do the home inspection I noticed a familiar car in the driveway next to me....and it was my ex girlfriend who lived next door. Added in edit: The house had some out of code modifications made without a permit that could not be grandfathered in and I was unwilling to buy the property after the inspection.
2077 GreatWhiteNorthExtra This is not good OP. Not at all.
870 addysol All you need is your GFs ex to move in on the other side and you got yourself a sitcom....or a triple homicide
1638 AtL_eAsTwOoD They'll become the best of friends and you'll be royally fucked.
952 tri_it How did it end with the ex? They will compare notes on you.
7356 Eucatari The upside is she's not the one that's completely batshit, so I've got that going for me.
440 Hi_mom1 This happened to my brother at fucking Christmas. He shows up to Christmas dinner with his new girlfriend only to find out that half of her family is related to his ex-gf. *Edit: It's an in-law thing.* Ex-GF's brother happened to be married to new girlfriend's sister.
437 TrekRoadie Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy. How are youuuuu? 😬
291 Ghenges He moved in. She moved in. They both just wanted to move on. They had no idea! *My Ex-door Neighbor* Coming this Fall to NBC!
280 icepakkk Janice? Ohhhh moyyy gaaaawwddd!!!
400 Reddwarf8 This actually doesn't surprise me. My partners and I tend to have similar interests. So a current partner and an ex would probably get along great if I were not in the picture.