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After crapping all night and taking Imodium...
1319
On this 4/20, let smoking pot be something you do not who you are.
20281
Honey that's why you need to get grades. Otherwise you'll end up like that man over there.
32717
She’s happier than ever, but I almost wish the lie didn’t work so well.
232
I just don't think the bill would be worth it
123
I mean sometimes there's good stuff there.
95
Saw this, today.
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There's a fine line.
102
Just use your finger
82
As opposed to when you tune and the song is ending
28
I don't like change
37
Just realized that I'm a foul bachelor
142
I don't know what went through my head, I guess I wasn't awake yet.
315
Some of us don't enjoy being criminals.
72
I think some of those guys who voted "yes", are just hoping to see bare breastfeeding titties...
11
Hurts but she’s extremely toxic and I’m glad to finally be rid of her.
209
So they decided to allow babies on the floor in the US Senate...
14
Whenever I go on vacation to the beach and get to relax.
1706
Colleague told me he was going out to lunch today. He came back with a store-bought sandwich an hour later
9
I think this is lost on many people...
10
My friend's boyfriend is out of town for the weekend...
10
Happy Autism Awareness Month!
18
When You're sitting in Your bunker and see r/trees leaking into default subs.
25737
How to promote unfailing loyalty from your employees
42
Cleaning toilets since ‘90
26
He always complains they don't have Pink Floyd
7
7 Years!
4
Money management sucks! but....
4
This heart attack moment...
86
We havent heard from her in years, she's constantly in jail, won't talk to her kids, and just uses my retired father for money.
12
Awkward Freudian slip I had once
4
"Saw this today" FTFY
19
Blind in one eye and the dr found another tumour in my brain.
101
She isn’t abusive or anything, she’s just unbearable
3217
After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning
2
Don't sleep on the new Sleep
265
Starbucks racial-bias training in a nutshell
37
I would still do the right thing and pay my taxes of course
2
What to do, what to do?
101
Good hardworking bosses can be hard to find
55 Machinedave Most of the time your tips should reflect your service. If the mood is coming from your coworkers, well tell them to go suck a dick.
15 irvin_e1986 Why not both?
3 albertsy2 Applies to any job, really
3 Eyeseeyou1313 It's both, we all suck and the costumers suck too. Source: I'm a server.
3 Brobacca latter for sure if it's consistent
4 Crolleen It's all in the greeting. Happy friendly greeting that turns sour? It's you, babe. Grumble "hi" with weak smile or no eye contact? Bad day - try to make it better for big tips!!
1 Aneides Yes
1 SequesterMe Why not both?!
1 action_lawyer_comics Quit. This was my reality for so long, until they finally fired me. I can’t tell you how much happier I am at a job without all the artificial drama of a restaurant. I’m getting paid more, nobody screams at me, even if the thing I screw up costs thousands of dollars, and my work deadlines are no longer measured in seconds. I only wish I realized how miserable my job was making me, and that not every job does that, sooner.